Oh, Madelyn. You say that like there's anything about late-season Smallville that isn't questionable. And I just watched a vid called "Kneel Before Zod," so don't even try to pretend. I know too much. (Although I have to send out a hearty thanks to the canon writers for giving us that shot of Clark on his knees in front of Lex. Pandering is always welcome!)

Not that I don't love Smallville anyway. Just, um. I like it better when it's in the hands of other writers.

Thank god for fan fiction.