I suspect I am not alone in my neurosis or, you know, even new to it - but possibly we can name this particular varient after you. It's not quite as good as "The Fourth Vine Proof" or something might be but maybe you can work your way up...

It was Nov 30, but I prefer your version. Yes! I am being massively organised and over-achieving and in no way pushing the deadline whatsoever.

If you're not deadliney, I'm not deadliney. We don't need no steenkin deadlines!