Excuse me. I need to pause for a moment; I'm overcome with emotion, including a really atypical and frankly scary love for all mankind.

I kinda love you just for that sentence. And thank you for reccing "Fair" -- I've been trying to make people read this for ages now, but I can't summarize it either. because it is *awesome* and sounds *so bad*. I usually just go with "Rodney compares John to Tam Lin!" and then they believe me, but that's such a spoiler I wish there were some other way.