I have a co-sleeping toddler. I always assume everyone's gettin' more than me.

Esp. if one counts solo acts of affection, which I do.

My Flist leaves me in a constant state of wonder at the things they can create. Therefore, I'm going to assume I'm slightly less creative than they are. (Or perhaps that I can't see my own skills and abilities with any clarity--which, okay, that's why I always test out as borderline autistic on those screeners.)

Oh, and I consider myself to be a worse-than-average driver. Unlike the majority of people.