I have a co-sleeping toddler. I always assume everyone's gettin' more than me.
You know, I've often wondered about that, how people with co-sleeping kids have sex. Apparently the answer is: they mostly don't. (But then, with small kids, you mostly don't anyway, so.)
Esp. if one counts solo acts of affection, which I do.
Hah! Finally someone who does! Because people have been saying, "I'm not at all sexually active, because I'm a virgin," and I'm like, "...But you can be sexually active without a partner. Right? Right?" Although I suppose I was doomed, using that phrase, because it's what doctors ask during yearly checkups. I mean, when they say, "Are you sexually active?" they aren't asking about solo endeavors.
Oh, and I consider myself to be a worse-than-average driver. Unlike the majority of people.
I consider myself to be a worse-than-average driver - that was pretty much settled for me during driver's ed, where I did something so notorious that the teachers were still talking about it ten years later - but I also firmly believe that all the other cars on whatever stretch of road I'm on are clearly there just to annoy me. I know I'm not the greatest driver in the world, or even average, but I'm still not giving an inch in terms of appreciating anyone else's driving behavior, either.
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You know, I've often wondered about that, how people with co-sleeping kids have sex. Apparently the answer is: they mostly don't. (But then, with small kids, you mostly don't anyway, so.)
Esp. if one counts solo acts of affection, which I do.
Hah! Finally someone who does! Because people have been saying, "I'm not at all sexually active, because I'm a virgin," and I'm like, "...But you can be sexually active without a partner. Right? Right?" Although I suppose I was doomed, using that phrase, because it's what doctors ask during yearly checkups. I mean, when they say, "Are you sexually active?" they aren't asking about solo endeavors.
Oh, and I consider myself to be a worse-than-average driver. Unlike the majority of people.
I consider myself to be a worse-than-average driver - that was pretty much settled for me during driver's ed, where I did something so notorious that the teachers were still talking about it ten years later - but I also firmly believe that all the other cars on whatever stretch of road I'm on are clearly there just to annoy me. I know I'm not the greatest driver in the world, or even average, but I'm still not giving an inch in terms of appreciating anyone else's driving behavior, either.