ext_1235 ([identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] thefourthvine 2007-02-23 12:05 am (UTC)

"All I did was walk into the living room and now I'm TRAUMATIZED FOREVER OH GOD MY EYES."

Yeah, I see that on my friends list from time to time, too. (And I also once lived in an apartment complex that - well, it was sort of built around a courtyard, and the courtyard echoed, and all I can say is that one woman did not need the echo to help carry her glad tidings, if you see what I'm saying, but it certainly ratcheted things up to operatic scale for her. This was particularly bad in hot weather, when everyone had windows open. I mean, yay for sex, but I think you should somehow manage to be less noisy and disruptive than cats in heat. (There was a theory in the building that she was just making the noise for entertainment purposes, with no sex involved. That would have made sense, because I have heard many an orgasm in my time and none has been quite that - um.))

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