the doctor involved was already thrown because he wasn't accustomed to performing colonoscopies on people who refused any form of sedation beforehand, so this wasn't fair of me, anyway...

doctor: *to a reclining gunboy* all right, pull your knees up towards your chest and try to relax.

gunboy: sure. but i usually get dinner and a movie first.

doctor: sorry, what?

gunboy: *rethinks the "just don't go telling your friends i'm easy" remark* uh. never mind...