Yeah, that would be a challenge. (And it could so easily turn into bad daytime television, if that's not a redundancy. "I think about porn whenever I see my best friend's dad!" Seriously, you could sell this story. To, um, certain unsavory people. Yeah, probably better not.)
...Hey! You could totally do a search and replace on SG fan fiction. John becomes Apollo. Rodney becomes Midnighter. Elizabeth becomes Jenny Sparks. It would be awesome! ...Okay, maybe not. (For one thing, aliens make Apollo and Midnight have sex plots really are pretty much totally unnecessary, aren't they?)
Also: you are too hilarious to be real
Thank you! Although, actually, I am fairly sure I'm real. Like, 80% sure. Most days. (I'm not good at certainty, I'm afraid.)
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Yeah, that would be a challenge. (And it could so easily turn into bad daytime television, if that's not a redundancy. "I think about porn whenever I see my best friend's dad!" Seriously, you could sell this story. To, um, certain unsavory people. Yeah, probably better not.)
...Hey! You could totally do a search and replace on SG fan fiction. John becomes Apollo. Rodney becomes Midnighter. Elizabeth becomes Jenny Sparks. It would be awesome! ...Okay, maybe not. (For one thing, aliens make Apollo and Midnight have sex plots really are pretty much totally unnecessary, aren't they?)
Also: you are too hilarious to be real
Thank you! Although, actually, I am fairly sure I'm real. Like, 80% sure. Most days. (I'm not good at certainty, I'm afraid.)
<3 to you, too!