Ok, first of all, for many years I did not have cable either. Then, for a year I did not have any TV AT ALL. And my husband and I watched DVDs. And I think we were much happier then, even when people stared at us like Aliens. (Oh yes, I know that look.)

Secondly, I need to get high-speed internet SO bad, just so I can watch these vids NOW.

Thirdly, I should really watch Life on Mars, huh? (I must watch canon. It's how I'm built.)

And lastly, but most importantly, I CANNOT believe that with everything you've said here you have not watched Firefly!! I... You're making a grave error. *brain implodes*