Out of all the foods to make yourself sick on you had to choose something vaguely healthy. That's just...disappointing. You might as well go on and out and out junk food binge with tequilla shooters and a nip of nail polish remover for an apertiff if you're going to end up waving goodbye to your stomach contents. You didn't loose out on a thousand and one calories, a sleepless night of stomach cramping, and possible hair loss, you lost out on vitamins.

Pickles. Sigh. *shakes head sadly*