I'm not sure I want to know what you really mean by salad mines.
I mean, you know, mines. For salad. See, because of the salads component of my two-prong plan for evil overlording, we will need a lot of salad stuff when I am Empress. More than can be feasibly grown on the ground alone. So there will be tunnels, and in those tunnels will be UV lamps and watering systems and all the enemies of my regime (dissenters, people I don't like, salad heretics), making salads for all. I will suppress the evildoers AND bring crisp fresh lettuce (of many varieties) to the people.
And there will be no wilted lettuce. Certainly not. That would be a tragedy. And I would probably have to behead someone, and I don't want to have to do that.
In short, I like Methos better too!
*joins you in celebrating the many wonders of Methos*
You know, people always told me Methos was the ultimate little black dress of fandom, but I never really understood until I started reading in HL. He really is ideal for every occasion, isn't he?
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I mean, you know, mines. For salad. See, because of the salads component of my two-prong plan for evil overlording, we will need a lot of salad stuff when I am Empress. More than can be feasibly grown on the ground alone. So there will be tunnels, and in those tunnels will be UV lamps and watering systems and all the enemies of my regime (dissenters, people I don't like, salad heretics), making salads for all. I will suppress the evildoers AND bring crisp fresh lettuce (of many varieties) to the people.
And there will be no wilted lettuce. Certainly not. That would be a tragedy. And I would probably have to behead someone, and I don't want to have to do that.
In short, I like Methos better too!
*joins you in celebrating the many wonders of Methos*
You know, people always told me Methos was the ultimate little black dress of fandom, but I never really understood until I started reading in HL. He really is ideal for every occasion, isn't he?