Except Dead Drunk Will. I'm impressed by your ability to tolerate him, but I'm afraid the only types of Will I buy are Just Plain Dead Will (that explains the horrendous acting on Orlando's part--or maybe it's just Orlando in general who accounts for it), Botox Will (could there really be another plausible reason for his alarming lack of facial movements?), or Unrealistically Cocky and Stupid Sounding Will ("Who makes these?" "I do, and I practice with them three hours a day because even if my acting doesn't get any better, maybe my fencing will!"), who tends to remind me rather alarmingly of Corset-Brandishing!Elizabeth, whose line about corsets and pain makes me cry every time I think about it.
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Except Dead Drunk Will. I'm impressed by your ability to tolerate him, but I'm afraid the only types of Will I buy are Just Plain Dead Will (that explains the horrendous acting on Orlando's part--or maybe it's just Orlando in general who accounts for it), Botox Will (could there really be another plausible reason for his alarming lack of facial movements?), or Unrealistically Cocky and Stupid Sounding Will ("Who makes these?" "I do, and I practice with them three hours a day because even if my acting doesn't get any better, maybe my fencing will!"), who tends to remind me rather alarmingly of Corset-Brandishing!Elizabeth, whose line about corsets and pain makes me cry every time I think about it.
-Alice