I've never been able to sit through this movie sober. In fact, I've only managed it once smashed. And yet yesterday I did anything but study for exams stumbled across firesignwriter (or maybe you recced her ... or someone did ... goodfic fairies ...) and realized oh my god Jack Davenport needs to have more anal sex for my enjoyment that there's such a thing as good fic from a bad, bad movie. Whee!