Perhaps you could put it this way: Will was just unlucky in his casting. We shouldn't judge him for a misfortune he really couldn't help. And, hey, there's no denying he's pretty. That's gotta count for something. (But please, Will, shave. The prettiness is severely undermined by those weird sporelike, fungusy things on your chin.)

Glad you liked the character descriptions. And I'm very glad you liked the FF; it's always good to know that I'm not alone in my, um, excessive fondness for certain stories.