No, because my basic approach to life could be summed up as "move before the walls start bleeding" It's applicable to a surprising number of things.

This is an excellent motto, and one I will consider adopting. (It's the ultimate showdown: change resistance v. desire not to live in place where walls bleed and similar!)

I would never bid on it! Except it would be kinda funny and- NO!

I could also throw in a recs set in your choice of fandom or theme, if that would help tip the scales. Or - hmmm. I think that's pretty much all I have to offer: going away quietly and recommending things.

Well. It's not the worst skill set in the world, I suppose.