You're right. We should revel in a world where there's an actual publishing industry for adult Choose Your Own Adventures. (Am I the only one who read the kids' CYOA books by starting at page one and reading each page in order no matter what the damn instructions said? Yeah, probably. I was such a pedantic and obsessive little brat.)

And definitely tell me if the professor one is good, because that one actually sounded sort of, well, funny. Though I'll probably go to some special Bad Reader hell for thinking so.