I would love to meet the earthling and I am very childproof, I just get wary of making hardfast plans for VVC weekend

And this is why we call you Mr. Extrovert behind your back!

*practices making monster face*

You should come south and practice them in the presence of the earthling. He enjoys monster faces. norah did her world-famous imitation of a German lion statue at him, and he almost collapsed with mirth. (If you ever have the chance to see her German lion statue imitation, do not miss it. It's one of those formative experiences that can change the course of your life. And make you reconsider any vacation plans you might have had involving Germany.)