Eight Days of Happiness: Fairies

[thefourthvine]

The One with Elf-on-Elf Combat. Oh, Don't Look at Me Like That. Like You've Never Wanted to See Elves Whale on Each Other.* The Crown of the Summer Court, by astolat/astolat. Merlin, Merlin/Arthur Pendragon.

There was a period of about a week after I read this story that I spent seriously considering that maybe I was just done with Merlin. It seemed like this story had fulfilled my every wish and desire, and I didn't need any more stories in the fandom; I was replete.

I got over that. Of course. I mean, for one thing, I haven't even found an Inappropriate Centaur story in Merlin - I can't possibly be done. (And, also, I'm not done with the characters; there's that, too. It's just - until you've found a few Inappropriate Centaurs, you really don't feel you've come to grips with the fandom. And by "you," I mean me.)

But this story is just that awesome. I have been secretly wanting fairy and elf AUs for quite some time (and this despite the fact that at least 98% of urban fantasy novels make me want to stab the author with a knife inscribed with celtic symbols; as with MPreg and woke-up-animal stories, elves and fairies seem to be one of those things that should really remain in the hands of fans). I'm sorry! It's just this urge I get sometimes. I want someone to put on something sparkly and wave a wand around.

And Merlin - well, come on. It's halfway there already - I mean, sharpen a few ears, add some magic competence, you've got it. But - the magic! The tests! ARTHUR QUEEN OF THE FAIRIES OMG! I just cannot even express my love for this story enough in words. (Where is the Squee Font? That, like, contains only hearts and flowers and sparkles and exclamation points? It would make my recs sets so much easier to write. Harder to read, possibly, and likely to give people Twilight flashbacks, but easier. When will font-makers meet my needs?)

-Footnote-

* I should perhaps explain that I spent a lot of time playing AD&D in my youth. The Cult of Elf got incredibly annoying. Ninety percent of new players wanted to play an elf. If they wanted to play a high elf, you knew they'd maybe eventually grow into real actual roleplayers if you could resist hitting them with a Player's Handbook. If they wanted to be a dark elf, you knew you were going to be trying to get the chaotic neutral character to kill their characters by the third game.

Comments

[jamethiel]

I never played D&D specifically, but lots of clones. I think my first character was a human cleric, and then either halfling or human thieves or paladins.

I was once a half-elf ranger, but got killed very quickly.

I have found that my urge for sparkly things is generally much better if I wear sparkly socks. No one can see them underneath my sensible work trousers, but I KNOW THEY'RE THERE. It makes everything bearable sometimes.

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

I never played D&D specifically, but lots of clones. I think my first character was a human cleric, and then either halfling or human thieves or paladins.

I played lots and lots of clerics. LOTS. Also paladins and druids. It started because if I didn't have a healing ability, no one would, but I quickly realized they are really the best classes to play. *biased*

I have found that my urge for sparkly things is generally much better if I wear sparkly socks. No one can see them underneath my sensible work trousers, but I KNOW THEY'RE THERE. It makes everything bearable sometimes.

This is genius. I only regret you can't patent it.

[lorem_ipsum]

Sparkly socks! That's an awesome idea. Being less acquainted with subtle, I, er, may have three pairs of sequin shoes.

[jamethiel]

YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON AND SHOULD FEEL GOOD. I have a shoe addiction the size of--well, something very large. And currently my life is unfulfilled because I can't find a pair of red knee-high boots (I already have black and brown ones) to accomodate my calves.