I would forget the house, buy a plot of land and use all the paper to build a giant nest-like strcture.

We have signed to say that we may not keep pigs, or become pork butchers. A friend is allowed to have all the pigs he wants, but he must give up his dastardly soap-making ways, and cannot have a fence at the front. So no pigs for him either. Perhaps I should build a fence, make soap behind it and laugh at him?