Everyone likes Wellington, except for people who don't like beautiful harbours, great public transport, lack of pollution amazing scenery, unbelievable coffee, fabulous cafes and restaurants and access to some of the most fabulous outdoors on Earth. Of course it doesn't snow even though, with the wind chill factor, it's often around 5 degrees in the winter. And we don't understand insulation because we're batshit crazy colonials.

However, we have a wonderful care of children act. As in, even as the non-birth mum I am ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE and he is just as much legally my son as my partner's.

Um... please excuse me, I may be slightly passionate about this place. And, as china_shop says our paperwork takes about ten minutes, twenty once you add in the mortgage stuff.