(I suspect that Ianto and Jack, at some point, had a conversation in which Ianto disclosed - probably in a bulleted list, with helpful literature included and possibly a PowerPoint presentation - his own kinks, and then asked Jack his, and Jack got this hugely blank look on his face and said, "I have to choose?" And then he spent the rest of the day coming up to Ianto and adding five or ten more things to the list.
So eventually Ianto printed out a list from the internet and said, "I'll just consider all of these a definite yes, then, shall I?"
And Jack said, a little dreamily, "Oh, yeah, that's hot."
"Which one?"
"The internet. God, when I think of all those signals, touching and combining so people can create their own porn -"
And Ianto added another item to his Torchwood Rules List, which was, "Don't ask Captain Harkness about anything to do with sex. Just don't. You'll never look at Jaffa cakes the same way again.")
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(I suspect that Ianto and Jack, at some point, had a conversation in which Ianto disclosed - probably in a bulleted list, with helpful literature included and possibly a PowerPoint presentation - his own kinks, and then asked Jack his, and Jack got this hugely blank look on his face and said, "I have to choose?" And then he spent the rest of the day coming up to Ianto and adding five or ten more things to the list.
So eventually Ianto printed out a list from the internet and said, "I'll just consider all of these a definite yes, then, shall I?"
And Jack said, a little dreamily, "Oh, yeah, that's hot."
"Which one?"
"The internet. God, when I think of all those signals, touching and combining so people can create their own porn -"
And Ianto added another item to his Torchwood Rules List, which was, "Don't ask Captain Harkness about anything to do with sex. Just don't. You'll never look at Jaffa cakes the same way again.")