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Keep Hoping Machine Running ([personal profile] thefourthvine) wrote2010-02-12 07:10 pm
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Chicken Help Requested!

Dear meat-cooking faction of my friends list,

I would like to make some chicken. I want it to be a mix of white and dark meat, something that I can easily convert into small pieces, and fairly tender (not dry, not very chewy). It does not need much of a sauce, because most of it will go into the freezer for Earthling Chicken Salad. (Chicken pieces + diced fresh tomatoes + olive oil + choice of flavoring.) Ideally, it should keep all the fat it came with.

What do I need to buy? (Keep in mind that I am buying this for Tiny Alice Waters, and thus should probably go for higher-quality chicken, if there is a variation in quality amongst chickens; also, for reasons of personal moral qualms, I am willing to pay more for more humanely-treated chicken, if that exists.) Where should I buy it? What do I need to do? How can I make chicken happen?

Please keep in mind that although I am a good home cook, I have never made meat. I was a vegetarian long before I learned to cook, so meat has always been a total blind spot in my kitchen vision, if that makes sense. If there is a ritual anointing that anyone would know to do? I don't know it. If there's some safe-handling thing that is so insanely obvious that no one ever mentions it? I won't do it unless you tell me to do it. You know those exercises you had to do in school where you had to pretend the teacher was an alien (generally not much of a feat of imagination, there) and explain to her how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Please pretend I am an alien, because I am. I have never visited Planet Meat before. I need a very thorough travel guide.

I have a crockpot, and if a crockpot can produce this kind of food, I would prefer to use it, since mine has three crocks and one can just become the Meat Crock. But if there is an easy, non-crockpot method for producing chicken, I would also enjoy hearing about it. (Please nothing that requires setting fires. I would prefer to emerge from this with all my parts basically intact.)

I would really appreciate your help. (And Tiny Alice Waters would, too.)

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[identity profile] abyssinia4077.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Boneless will probably be easier to work with, though I'm not sure dark meat comes in a boneless variety. However, cooked chicken comes right off the bone, so I expect (having never used a crockpot) you could cook the chicken in a crockpot (with some liquid?) and then shred it from the bone with your fingers (easy to do when I'm making matzoh ball soup...). If you don't use a lot of liquid, most of the fat, etc should stay on the chicken and you can freeze the shredded bits and pull out as needed.

Do you have any kind of local butcher? That might be your best bet for finding good chicken and they could give you some advice in that regard. Alternately, Whole Foods would be an option. I would buy a whole chicken (fryer/whatever the store calls it) which looks like a chicken with no head, feet, or feathers. It will probably come with "giblets" (heart, liver, kidneys, neck) in a bag which you can either toss or boil for broth. You should be able to stick the chicken, whole, in a crockpot with some water or broth and cook all day (again, I'm not sure about crockpot settings, but the internet should know). Then once it cools you can rip it apart with fingers, remove bones and cartilage and skin, and rip the cooked meat into smaller bits and freeze like that.

Chicken looks very different cooked vs. raw - raw is pink and vaguely slimy looking, while cooked is drier looking and, um, not pink or slimy? So you can easily tell while shredding if it's cooked. If it's not, just boil it in water a bit.

Mostly if you leave the skin on and chicken whole while crockpotting it you won't lose much fat and the meat won't get as dry.

I....have no idea if that helps.
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[identity profile] abyssinia4077.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, and safe handling-wise, anything that touches raw chicken should be carefully cleaned with soap and hot water. I've known people who pour boiling water on anything that touched raw meat, but it's never seemed necessary personally.

[identity profile] grey-bard.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Chicken thighs can come boneless.
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[personal profile] rydra_wong 2010-02-13 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
Chicken looks very different cooked vs. raw - raw is pink and vaguely slimy looking, while cooked is drier looking and, um, not pink or slimy?

Oh! Important information for new visitors to Planet Meat: chicken must be cooked until it is not pink in the middle, even slightly.

Other meats may be cooked so that they are pink or even red and bloody in the middle, should that be desired; NOT CHICKEN. It's a salmonella thing, IIRC.