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Keep Hoping Machine Running ([personal profile] thefourthvine) wrote2010-02-12 07:10 pm
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Chicken Help Requested!

Dear meat-cooking faction of my friends list,

I would like to make some chicken. I want it to be a mix of white and dark meat, something that I can easily convert into small pieces, and fairly tender (not dry, not very chewy). It does not need much of a sauce, because most of it will go into the freezer for Earthling Chicken Salad. (Chicken pieces + diced fresh tomatoes + olive oil + choice of flavoring.) Ideally, it should keep all the fat it came with.

What do I need to buy? (Keep in mind that I am buying this for Tiny Alice Waters, and thus should probably go for higher-quality chicken, if there is a variation in quality amongst chickens; also, for reasons of personal moral qualms, I am willing to pay more for more humanely-treated chicken, if that exists.) Where should I buy it? What do I need to do? How can I make chicken happen?

Please keep in mind that although I am a good home cook, I have never made meat. I was a vegetarian long before I learned to cook, so meat has always been a total blind spot in my kitchen vision, if that makes sense. If there is a ritual anointing that anyone would know to do? I don't know it. If there's some safe-handling thing that is so insanely obvious that no one ever mentions it? I won't do it unless you tell me to do it. You know those exercises you had to do in school where you had to pretend the teacher was an alien (generally not much of a feat of imagination, there) and explain to her how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Please pretend I am an alien, because I am. I have never visited Planet Meat before. I need a very thorough travel guide.

I have a crockpot, and if a crockpot can produce this kind of food, I would prefer to use it, since mine has three crocks and one can just become the Meat Crock. But if there is an easy, non-crockpot method for producing chicken, I would also enjoy hearing about it. (Please nothing that requires setting fires. I would prefer to emerge from this with all my parts basically intact.)

I would really appreciate your help. (And Tiny Alice Waters would, too.)

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[identity profile] joyce.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd recommend the crock pot; in my experience - and I've cooked a lot of chicken - it is the easiest way to cook general purpose chicken. You don't even need any liquid - just dump either a whole chicken (if you want breast meat) or thighs (fewer bones to deal with, more dark meat, cheaper) into the crockpot, turn the sucker on high (if you're doing this of an evening) and leave it. How long it takes is going to depend on the amount, form factor, and thawness level of the chicken. Thawed thighs on high can take under an hour; an unthawed whole chicken can take up to five on high. You'll get tasty chicken that makes excellent chicken salad (and tacos and such, if Tiny Alice Waters would tolerate branching out, which I know is an issue).

But, you say, with such a range of times, how will I know it's done? It will take a little trial and error - every crock runs a little different - but I will second the comment to get a meat thermometer. It'll run you very little, comparatively, at Target, and it's so nice to be able to stab the chicken and make sure it's at temp, as opposed to "Well, the juices are running clear" or "I think it looks done..."

Finally, I will also second (are we up to thirds?) the farmer's market suggestion. Odds are, you have a farmer's market around you that sells meat (maybe the one you already go to.) Ask around, talk to the folks about how their animals are treated, ask the people you buy your vegetables from who THEY buy their meat from. We don't buy meat anywhere but our farmer's market now (except for the occasional frozen pizza cheat or Jeff's lunchmeat incidents) and it's the best meat I've ever eaten. For someone who is on the fence ethically about meat consumption, it's important to me to know the folks who raise my meat.