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Keep Hoping Machine Running ([personal profile] thefourthvine) wrote2010-02-12 07:10 pm
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Chicken Help Requested!

Dear meat-cooking faction of my friends list,

I would like to make some chicken. I want it to be a mix of white and dark meat, something that I can easily convert into small pieces, and fairly tender (not dry, not very chewy). It does not need much of a sauce, because most of it will go into the freezer for Earthling Chicken Salad. (Chicken pieces + diced fresh tomatoes + olive oil + choice of flavoring.) Ideally, it should keep all the fat it came with.

What do I need to buy? (Keep in mind that I am buying this for Tiny Alice Waters, and thus should probably go for higher-quality chicken, if there is a variation in quality amongst chickens; also, for reasons of personal moral qualms, I am willing to pay more for more humanely-treated chicken, if that exists.) Where should I buy it? What do I need to do? How can I make chicken happen?

Please keep in mind that although I am a good home cook, I have never made meat. I was a vegetarian long before I learned to cook, so meat has always been a total blind spot in my kitchen vision, if that makes sense. If there is a ritual anointing that anyone would know to do? I don't know it. If there's some safe-handling thing that is so insanely obvious that no one ever mentions it? I won't do it unless you tell me to do it. You know those exercises you had to do in school where you had to pretend the teacher was an alien (generally not much of a feat of imagination, there) and explain to her how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Please pretend I am an alien, because I am. I have never visited Planet Meat before. I need a very thorough travel guide.

I have a crockpot, and if a crockpot can produce this kind of food, I would prefer to use it, since mine has three crocks and one can just become the Meat Crock. But if there is an easy, non-crockpot method for producing chicken, I would also enjoy hearing about it. (Please nothing that requires setting fires. I would prefer to emerge from this with all my parts basically intact.)

I would really appreciate your help. (And Tiny Alice Waters would, too.)

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[personal profile] mackiedockie 2010-02-13 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Buying chicken? Look for free range, and/or organic, fewer injections and better fed. When you get home and ready to cook, rinse, drop in whatever pot, wash up places chicken has contacted after, (like hands.) There's no such thing as a safe, raw chicken.

An old student/comfort food dish for me started by simply dropping a chicken in a pot and burbling it until the legs pull away easily. Drop in rosemary, thyme, red chile bits, turmeric, any combination of spices you like as it burbles. When done (an hour or so, depending on how high you set the Burble Meter) pull out the chicken and put aside to cool (carefully!) Add lemon juice, salt, pepper, onion, leek, garlic, celery or whatever vegetables you like and make rice with the broth (skim the fat.) More veggies can be added near the end to provide crunch, if you like, or sauteed separately.

While the rice is cooking, strip the meat from the bones into shredded pieces, discarding the skin , gristle and bones. At the finish, dose the rice to taste with plain yogurt, season further to taste
(I like Tabasco or Louisiana sauce, but it works with tons of flavorings, from lemon to Thai curry to enchilada sauce.) Mix in chicken, serve up in bowls, and pretend you are back in college, watching reruns of Barney Miller and MASH.

It's really just chicken, rice, and whatever the heck you feel like adding on any given day, but the yogurt and lemon is a personal favorite.