[Poll] Check One

[thefourthvine]

Internets! I am still compiling the Woobie Poll of Dooooooooom, but in the meantime, here is a PRESSING QUESTION that came up today while I was (yay!) visiting with norah. Plus some other pressing questions, because why have one forced choice when you can have five?

So. For the rest of your life, you can only have one of each of the following pairs. Which will it be? Which is the ONLY ONE YOU CAN HAVE FOREVER? (If you already live without one or more of these, then obviously your choice is easier. Like, I will have no trouble at all with question three, but question one might kill me.)

I am also taking suggestions for future horrible forced choices. I would like to find the hardest forced choice in all the land. (That isn't, you know, of great weight or import. No Sophie's Choices.)

Poll #2389 Choose Wisely

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 634

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You can only have one of these for the rest of your life. Which? Choose wisely:

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Onions
234 (37.1%)

Garlic
397 (62.9%)

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Fat
405 (64.3%)

Sugar
225 (35.7%)

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Coffee
159 (25.2%)

Chocolate
473 (74.8%)

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Caffeine
426 (68.3%)

Alcohol
198 (31.7%)

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Sex (including with partner(s) and with yourself, etc.)
427 (68.4%)

Sweets (including all desserts, candy, etc.)
197 (31.6%)

Comments

[frostfire]

ZOMG. I don't how you could SAY that about my beloved coffee! *bites lip* I--I still love you. BUT. COFFEE. *clutches coffee cup* Can't you just be HAPPY that I've found someone something that I can love like this? *broken sob*

[thefourthvine]

*emotional tear*

I am happy that you're happy. I AM. I just - I just - I feel like I am the only person who sees that coffee is REALLY NOT TASTY AT ALL.

Really, I am Just Jealous! Because I am LEFT OUT OF THE COFFEE LOVE. *sniffles* Why am I always LEFT OUT? Why can't other people LOVE WHAT I LOVE? WHY MUST I ALWAYS BE ALONE?

(Next up: a lengthy, ranting post explaining how all coffee drinkers are bad people who should feel bad, and they should just drink tea and water, which are obviously superior choices. And then I will make food_wank! And I will be proud!)

[calathea]

In my life I have had ONE cup of coffee, and I had it after a three hour hike during which I exhausted my water supply and my choices were: (a) coffee from my hiking buddy's flask or (b) water from the lake we were hiking around, which is known to contain liver flukes (which can kill you). It should tell you something that I really THOUGHT about the liver-fluke-containing water for some considerable time before I gave in to the coffee.

It's not that I don't want to like coffee (because I do! You have no idea how often people here assume that not wanting coffee or tea when they offer is because YOU HATE THEM AS A PERSON instead of you know, because you don't like coffee or tea). It's just that even the SMELL revolts me. (Tea I object to less, and will drink 2-3 times a year, usually when my mum makes it for me.)

[frostfire]

Awwwww, well, tea is good too! I have a cupboard full of tea, I drink loose-leaf, I feel like tea is hardcore. And I am certainly the last person to say that someone should like a food that they don't like, give how much I hate nuts, dried fruit, spicy food of any kind, tomatoes (sauce excepted), olives, most savory/sweet combinations, and tons of other things that most people think are delicious. ("You're going to LOVE this salad with mandarin oranges and walnuts!" "Oh, but you just have to have FRESH tomatoes, those are so much better." "Well, it's not THAT spicy, just try it!")

...clearly, we BOTH have the potential to make food_wank, here. <3

[starwatcher]

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I am the only person who sees that coffee is REALLY NOT TASTY AT ALL.

Now there are two of us!

The funny thing is, most foods I dislike (and there are many) turn me off by their very smell. Coffee, OTOH, smells delicious to me... but it doesn't match its promise.

But I don't drink tea, either. Pepsi is my caffeine of choice. ::slinks away::
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[queue]

Coffee, OTOH, smells delicious to me... but it doesn't match its promise.

This was my reaction to coffee for literally years. It smelled SO good - decent coffee did, anyway, and actually unless coffee is burning or several days old and being drunk by vice cops or IT techs on their third straight shift from hell it almost always smells good to me. It smelled like the definition of brown, which sounds weirdly awful but always drew me. And then I would try it, and I would be all, like, "...yeah, not so much."

I got addicted to coffee the first time around when I was in the process of being kicked out of my first graduate program with a useless terminal degree and fled the music building to study at the cafe in the basement of the campus commons. I got addicted to coffee the second (and continuing) time around when I fled my law school's library, haunted by 599 other panicky competitive law students, to read about contracts and corporations in the Starbucks across the street. There might be a trend here.

[blushingflower]

You're not the only one who thinks it's not tasty. I have tried it once or twice, but I don't have the patience to figure out what the correct amount of sugar/cream is to make it palatable, or to drink something that requires that much adulteration to be palatable. Plus, my mother drinks it black, so I feel like a wimp.

Also, I have been known to want to punch people in the face for drinking coffee not merely in my presence, but on the street, where I could smell it. Because when I have a migraine the smell of coffee is one of the smells that cannot be borne. (I don't particularly like the smell the rest of the time, but migraine time is worse)

[alixtii]

I have never acquired a taste for coffee. So I can join you with the Do Not Want.