[Poll] Check One

[thefourthvine]

Internets! I am still compiling the Woobie Poll of Dooooooooom, but in the meantime, here is a PRESSING QUESTION that came up today while I was (yay!) visiting with norah. Plus some other pressing questions, because why have one forced choice when you can have five?

So. For the rest of your life, you can only have one of each of the following pairs. Which will it be? Which is the ONLY ONE YOU CAN HAVE FOREVER? (If you already live without one or more of these, then obviously your choice is easier. Like, I will have no trouble at all with question three, but question one might kill me.)

I am also taking suggestions for future horrible forced choices. I would like to find the hardest forced choice in all the land. (That isn't, you know, of great weight or import. No Sophie's Choices.)

Poll #2389 Choose Wisely

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You can only have one of these for the rest of your life. Which? Choose wisely:

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Onions
234 (37.1%)

Garlic
397 (62.9%)

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Fat
405 (64.3%)

Sugar
225 (35.7%)

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Coffee
159 (25.2%)

Chocolate
473 (74.8%)

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Caffeine
426 (68.3%)

Alcohol
198 (31.7%)

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Sex (including with partner(s) and with yourself, etc.)
427 (68.4%)

Sweets (including all desserts, candy, etc.)
197 (31.6%)

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[blushingflower]

Honestly, the only really hard one was fat v. sugar. I don't drink coffee or much caffeine (though I do love Coca-Cola Classic, the caffeine-free version is just as tasty), not that I drink much alcohol either. And while I have a massive sweet tooth, no one on this earth would benefit from me giving up sex, esp. if it included with myself.

[blushingflower]

I have a choice for you:
sex (including with yourself) v. all other touch (Or worded differently: orgasms v. cuddling)

also, sex with yourself v. sex with other people


(Clearly I spend a lot of time thinking about sex. Also cuddling)