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thefourthvine) wrote2010-11-13 10:18 am
thefourthvine) wrote2010-11-13 10:18 am
Yuletide: Dear Sweet Author of Mine
Dear Author of Wonderfulness,
We matched! Which probably means that your friends will view you with narrowed, suspicious eyes forevermore, because my requests this year - as we both know - were perhaps not designed to illicit general cries of "Why didn't I think of that?" However, I sincerely believe and hope that they will be fun to write. I know they'll be fun to read. And I hope the fun will make up for any sarcastic comments your betas make about people who should think before they offer to write things.
I am, as always, going to provide you with all the details, because that's what I always hope to get. But if that's not you, just know that I really, really cannot handle child or animal harm or death.
Either way, I love you madly. We will meet again on the 25th! May the force be with you.
If you're curious about what I like in fan fiction, feel free to have a look around my DW or LJ. I do a lot of recommending, and if it's recommended here, I loved it. Also, I can't shut up - well, ever, about anything, but most especially about the works I love. So there will be plenty of revealing and possibly even exposing verbiage for you to wade through, if that's your chosen method of Yuletide procrastination. (I know it's something I do every year. I was heartbroken the year I got assigned someone with a totally locked LJ, because how was I supposed to waste time?)
But if you are a better, less procrastinate-y person then I am, here's a cheat sheet.
I love:best_beloved or norah. They know me. They really, really know me.
I'm including the text of the request (in italics, up front), by the way, since that seems to be the new fannish norm. (I try to keep up with the times. Or at least not be behind them by more than a generation or two.)
Son of a Preacher Man (Song)
I'm thinking here specifically of the Cam Clarke cover, where both the narrator and Billy Ray are guys, so obviously I'm hoping for slash (but het is fine, too, if that's where you need to go). I love the dynamic - the way the sweet and sexy teenage love thing interacts with the obviously religious lives of the pairing. So I guess I'm looking for a sex-positive, religious teenage love story, of the kind that doesn't end with anyone dying or in a conversion camp somewhere or anything. (If you're going for slash, I'm especially interested in the intersection of "highly religious" and "gay.") And although in the song they are clearly Christian, I don't care what religion you make them in the story. If you know, say, Orthodox or Hasidic Judaism better, feel free to make him the Son of a Rabbi (or Rebbe) Man.
So, first, here is the cover I mentioned up there.
Second. Way back in June (aren't you glad I keep Yuletide request notes?),fanofall posted about this song. She was matching major pairing characters to people in this song, and I sketched out some due Southiness (which you can read there if you want), and I realized two things:
Cook's Illustrated
I love these cookbooks because they are so obviously written by the mad scientists of the cooking world. I love how every recipe narrative veers from brilliant inspiration ("...and then we thought of clarified butter!") to dismay ("...but the lettuce proved to be greasy and heavy") to, eventually, success. I'm interested in either an explication of that process - a day (or week, or whatever) in the life of a Cook's Illustrated cook - or an elaboration of the mad scientist theme, where they are, you know, real mad scientists. (And if you go that route and want to throw in mad scientists from other fandoms, I will be so happy. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker! Dr. Frankenstein! Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde! Dr. Blofeld! Dr. Evil! Etc.! All baking a cake or whatever! Please make them fictional mad scientists, though, because real mad scientists tend to do horrible things that do not lend themselves to a light and funny story about cooking.) P.S.: I'm a vegetarian, so if you could stick to non-meat-intensive cooking, that would be wonderful.
These cookbooks are that rare beast - ones I both read for pleasure and cook from. (Usually I'm reading for pleasure cookbooks authored in a time where people sincerely believed that every food was better in a Jell-O mold. Or from a time when at least the author believed that every food was better ground up in a mortar and pestle, forced through a sieve, and flavored with mace. Obviously I do not cook these things, on account of I still have my sanity and, also, I wish to keep the love of the people I cook for.) The reason I love reading the cookbooks is that they are clearly written by the MythBusters of the cooking world. These people would not hesitate to explode fifteen ovens in pursuit of their perfect pancake, is what I'm saying. I admire that. They're certainly willing to make five hundred batches of cookies, each one with a tiny variation, just to see if maybe they can better the Tollhouse cookie.
So I would like more. More science of cooking! More intense and detailed attempts to perfect a recipe! More brilliance and despair and success! If you want to do a day in the life, feel free to make up a character. If you want to go the mad scientist route I suggested, go crazy with that - any fictional characters you choose. Hell, if you want to make them the actual MythBusters, I am also fine with that. And if you have another idea, by all means seize the day (or the Yuletide). Whatever you write will bring me joy.
Fight! Kikkoman
Crazy ancient flash thingy is crazy. But awesome. And I want to know more about Kikkoman. What is the world like, where the living embodiments of sauces go around fighting crime? Who are his archenemies and allies in the fight for tastiness and justice? Is there a League of Supersauces or is he a lone wolf? What exactly are his powers? What is his origin story? I guess I'm hoping for world-building and superheroism. About sauces.
For reference purposes, here is Fight! Kikkoman. (If you matched on something else and have no idea what I'm talking about, it will take you maybe two or three minutes to watch. I encourage you to. It's a part of our webbish history!)
Soooo. Obviously, this is a work of mad brilliance. And I just - I've wondered about this thing so many times, and I want to know more. What was it like on the Planet of Soy? Did he come here as a baby or as an adult? Does everyone on the Planet of Soy have his powers, or do they also have Tofu and Edamame and so on? (Power of Tasty Squishiness for the first one, I'm guessing. Power of addictive snacking for the second.) There are so many unanswered questions. Feel free to answer any or all of them.
Two notes: I don't speak Japanese at all. And, also, if you're going down a sex road, you may want to steer clear of the explicit rating, because - okay, look. I just can't even picture it without imagining kissing those fishy lips, and then I have to put a cold cloth on my head for a while. But this could totally be a failure of my imagination. If you know how a guy with a fish for a head has sex, feel free to write it, and the more power to you.
Arts and Sciences RPF - Charles Baudelaire
I'd love to see a story in which the things Baudelaire describes in his poetry are real - where he's surrounded by vampires and demons and tormented by things other people can't see. If you want to go to a crossover place, Angelus/Baudelaire would be lovely, but truly, any Baudelaire story would be extremely welcome. (Baudelaire/Duval would also be insanely awesome.) Realistic setting and place is important to me. I guess you could say my ideal here is: Paris! But with demons!
There's a reason why I always put this request fourth: it's certifiable. (You may argue that all my requests are, and I - I guess I couldn't disagree, there. Yuletide does something to me.) Or maybe I am. But still. I love Charles Baudelaire so much, and I find the world he describes in his poetry so fascinating, and I would love to see a story about him, especially if it's set in the world his poetry describes.
I have no single favorite translation of his works; I think most of the translators rocked some of the poems and totally failed on others, so I kind of pick and choose. However, in case you're unaware of it, there is an awesome resource for Baudelaire's poetry online: fleursdumal.org. You can find translations of all the poems here, and there's at least one good one for almost all of them. I whole-heartedly recommend it.
(Oh, and I should note: I don't speak French. I know, I know, I'm totally pathetic, reading Baudelaire in translation. I own it. My point is - a realistic, period Paris background is desirable; I've done enough reading about Baudelaire that I would love that. But realistic language would be kind of a problem, since, you know, I couldn't read it.)
And, well - in general I love lighter, happier stories with happy endings. I crave the happy! Except here. Baudelaire's story is not happy, and neither is his ending, and I would in no way want you to change that. Go to town - go for creepy, go for tragic, go for crazy. Whatever you feel works. (Just, I know with Baudelaire it's tempting, but if you could try hard not to hurt animals or children, that would be awesome. Feel free to abuse Baudelaire all you want, of course.) I will read with gratitude and wonder, and I will fully appreciate it, because Baudelaire's story is totally a lush, insane tragedy.
We matched! Which probably means that your friends will view you with narrowed, suspicious eyes forevermore, because my requests this year - as we both know - were perhaps not designed to illicit general cries of "Why didn't I think of that?" However, I sincerely believe and hope that they will be fun to write. I know they'll be fun to read. And I hope the fun will make up for any sarcastic comments your betas make about people who should think before they offer to write things.
I am, as always, going to provide you with all the details, because that's what I always hope to get. But if that's not you, just know that I really, really cannot handle child or animal harm or death.
Either way, I love you madly. We will meet again on the 25th! May the force be with you.
Me (Abridged)
If you're curious about what I like in fan fiction, feel free to have a look around my DW or LJ. I do a lot of recommending, and if it's recommended here, I loved it. Also, I can't shut up - well, ever, about anything, but most especially about the works I love. So there will be plenty of revealing and possibly even exposing verbiage for you to wade through, if that's your chosen method of Yuletide procrastination. (I know it's something I do every year. I was heartbroken the year I got assigned someone with a totally locked LJ, because how was I supposed to waste time?)
But if you are a better, less procrastinate-y person then I am, here's a cheat sheet.
I love:
- Happy endings.
- Humor.
- Snappy dialog.
- Plot.
- Point of view.
- Sex people have to work for, through relationship-building or world-saving or whatever.
- Many, many other things.
- Animal and child harm or death. These are my absolute deal-breaker squicks; I can't deal with them at all.
- Embarrassment and humiliation.
- Misogyny and abuse of women within the plot or narrative. (I say that because one of the characters I requested could be expected to be a misogynist, and I'm fine with that, but I am distressed when the narrative or plot goes there, too.)
- Incest. (This really should not be an issue with any of my requests, but, hey, I figure warning is always good.)
- Sex involving children (by which I mean people under 13ish) in any way, which really goes under child harm, but, again, warning is always good.
best_beloved or norah. They know me. They really, really know me.My Yuletide Fandoms
I'm including the text of the request (in italics, up front), by the way, since that seems to be the new fannish norm. (I try to keep up with the times. Or at least not be behind them by more than a generation or two.)
Son of a Preacher Man (Song)
I'm thinking here specifically of the Cam Clarke cover, where both the narrator and Billy Ray are guys, so obviously I'm hoping for slash (but het is fine, too, if that's where you need to go). I love the dynamic - the way the sweet and sexy teenage love thing interacts with the obviously religious lives of the pairing. So I guess I'm looking for a sex-positive, religious teenage love story, of the kind that doesn't end with anyone dying or in a conversion camp somewhere or anything. (If you're going for slash, I'm especially interested in the intersection of "highly religious" and "gay.") And although in the song they are clearly Christian, I don't care what religion you make them in the story. If you know, say, Orthodox or Hasidic Judaism better, feel free to make him the Son of a Rabbi (or Rebbe) Man.
So, first, here is the cover I mentioned up there.
Second. Way back in June (aren't you glad I keep Yuletide request notes?),
fanofall posted about this song. She was matching major pairing characters to people in this song, and I sketched out some due Southiness (which you can read there if you want), and I realized two things:- I could never write this, because you need to know more about religion than I do.
- I really, really wanted to read a story based on this song.
Cook's Illustrated
I love these cookbooks because they are so obviously written by the mad scientists of the cooking world. I love how every recipe narrative veers from brilliant inspiration ("...and then we thought of clarified butter!") to dismay ("...but the lettuce proved to be greasy and heavy") to, eventually, success. I'm interested in either an explication of that process - a day (or week, or whatever) in the life of a Cook's Illustrated cook - or an elaboration of the mad scientist theme, where they are, you know, real mad scientists. (And if you go that route and want to throw in mad scientists from other fandoms, I will be so happy. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker! Dr. Frankenstein! Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde! Dr. Blofeld! Dr. Evil! Etc.! All baking a cake or whatever! Please make them fictional mad scientists, though, because real mad scientists tend to do horrible things that do not lend themselves to a light and funny story about cooking.) P.S.: I'm a vegetarian, so if you could stick to non-meat-intensive cooking, that would be wonderful.
These cookbooks are that rare beast - ones I both read for pleasure and cook from. (Usually I'm reading for pleasure cookbooks authored in a time where people sincerely believed that every food was better in a Jell-O mold. Or from a time when at least the author believed that every food was better ground up in a mortar and pestle, forced through a sieve, and flavored with mace. Obviously I do not cook these things, on account of I still have my sanity and, also, I wish to keep the love of the people I cook for.) The reason I love reading the cookbooks is that they are clearly written by the MythBusters of the cooking world. These people would not hesitate to explode fifteen ovens in pursuit of their perfect pancake, is what I'm saying. I admire that. They're certainly willing to make five hundred batches of cookies, each one with a tiny variation, just to see if maybe they can better the Tollhouse cookie.
So I would like more. More science of cooking! More intense and detailed attempts to perfect a recipe! More brilliance and despair and success! If you want to do a day in the life, feel free to make up a character. If you want to go the mad scientist route I suggested, go crazy with that - any fictional characters you choose. Hell, if you want to make them the actual MythBusters, I am also fine with that. And if you have another idea, by all means seize the day (or the Yuletide). Whatever you write will bring me joy.
Fight! Kikkoman
Crazy ancient flash thingy is crazy. But awesome. And I want to know more about Kikkoman. What is the world like, where the living embodiments of sauces go around fighting crime? Who are his archenemies and allies in the fight for tastiness and justice? Is there a League of Supersauces or is he a lone wolf? What exactly are his powers? What is his origin story? I guess I'm hoping for world-building and superheroism. About sauces.
For reference purposes, here is Fight! Kikkoman. (If you matched on something else and have no idea what I'm talking about, it will take you maybe two or three minutes to watch. I encourage you to. It's a part of our webbish history!)
Soooo. Obviously, this is a work of mad brilliance. And I just - I've wondered about this thing so many times, and I want to know more. What was it like on the Planet of Soy? Did he come here as a baby or as an adult? Does everyone on the Planet of Soy have his powers, or do they also have Tofu and Edamame and so on? (Power of Tasty Squishiness for the first one, I'm guessing. Power of addictive snacking for the second.) There are so many unanswered questions. Feel free to answer any or all of them.
Two notes: I don't speak Japanese at all. And, also, if you're going down a sex road, you may want to steer clear of the explicit rating, because - okay, look. I just can't even picture it without imagining kissing those fishy lips, and then I have to put a cold cloth on my head for a while. But this could totally be a failure of my imagination. If you know how a guy with a fish for a head has sex, feel free to write it, and the more power to you.
Arts and Sciences RPF - Charles Baudelaire
I'd love to see a story in which the things Baudelaire describes in his poetry are real - where he's surrounded by vampires and demons and tormented by things other people can't see. If you want to go to a crossover place, Angelus/Baudelaire would be lovely, but truly, any Baudelaire story would be extremely welcome. (Baudelaire/Duval would also be insanely awesome.) Realistic setting and place is important to me. I guess you could say my ideal here is: Paris! But with demons!
There's a reason why I always put this request fourth: it's certifiable. (You may argue that all my requests are, and I - I guess I couldn't disagree, there. Yuletide does something to me.) Or maybe I am. But still. I love Charles Baudelaire so much, and I find the world he describes in his poetry so fascinating, and I would love to see a story about him, especially if it's set in the world his poetry describes.
I have no single favorite translation of his works; I think most of the translators rocked some of the poems and totally failed on others, so I kind of pick and choose. However, in case you're unaware of it, there is an awesome resource for Baudelaire's poetry online: fleursdumal.org. You can find translations of all the poems here, and there's at least one good one for almost all of them. I whole-heartedly recommend it.
(Oh, and I should note: I don't speak French. I know, I know, I'm totally pathetic, reading Baudelaire in translation. I own it. My point is - a realistic, period Paris background is desirable; I've done enough reading about Baudelaire that I would love that. But realistic language would be kind of a problem, since, you know, I couldn't read it.)
And, well - in general I love lighter, happier stories with happy endings. I crave the happy! Except here. Baudelaire's story is not happy, and neither is his ending, and I would in no way want you to change that. Go to town - go for creepy, go for tragic, go for crazy. Whatever you feel works. (Just, I know with Baudelaire it's tempting, but if you could try hard not to hurt animals or children, that would be awesome. Feel free to abuse Baudelaire all you want, of course.) I will read with gratitude and wonder, and I will fully appreciate it, because Baudelaire's story is totally a lush, insane tragedy.
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