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Keep Hoping Machine Running ([personal profile] thefourthvine) wrote2012-02-20 11:31 am

Days of Love 7

Last Day of Love! I mean, I will still love you all tomorrow, but I won't be posting a recommendation. Which I am sure we can all be grateful for.

So once I thought about it, it was fairly obvious how I had to finish this series. I had to recommend a vid that can only be recommended on its own, because it is in a class by itself. (And that class would be, like, the 2011 graduating class of Arkham Asylum.)

I Swear, by [livejournal.com profile] dualbunny, [personal profile] trelkez, [personal profile] pipsqueaky, and [livejournal.com profile] sweetestdrain, all of whom should definitely win something for this, although I suspect that something is maaaaaaaaybe a free psychological evaluation. Smallville, Clark Kent/Lex Luthor, and also vidders/crack.

This vid is insane. I just want to make that clear up front. I saw it at VVC last year, and I will never forget the crowd's reaction. Because, okay, this was shown anonymously (although the vidders did come out later), and I think I was probably not the only person in the room who was a trifle worried about this song and this fandom and this setup. And then the vid builds. And builds. And just when you think it cannot get any better - look, I'm not going to tell you what happens, and also you should avoid reading the notes on the download page (basically, don't scroll down past the lyrics), just so that you can go into this as untouched and virginal as Clark when Lex tenderly presses him to the white satin sheets on their wedding night and says - no. No. See, this is exactly the problem with this vid. You watch it too many times and it restructures your brain.

But your new brain is a place where Kryptonite unicorns and gay weddings co-exist, so I'm not saying this is a bad thing. I'm just saying - after you watch this one, you'll read every crackfic ever written for the rest of time and say, "This isn't that unrealistic." And that won't be true. It's just that your standards will have been recalibrated.

Basically, this vid started out giving me flashbacks to Smallville fandom, which was an impressive feat because I pretty much missed its heyday. And it finished by causing me to laugh so hard I risked rupturing key organs. So I'm not saying it isn't dangerous. I'm saying you need to watch it anyway. This kind of fannish masterwork doesn't come along every day.

And if you've already watched it - many people have! And survived! - you should definitely take this time to watch it again. Every time you view it, you see something new. (Uh, usually something that tests your grip on reality. But that is perfectly okay, because it substitutes a better reality.)
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[personal profile] celli 2012-02-20 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I think my entire reaction to this vid can be summed up "I...what...KITTEN."
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[personal profile] esther_asphodel 2012-02-20 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What did I just watch?
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[personal profile] fightingarrival 2012-02-20 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure I'm going to change my mind about this at some point, but for right now I'm going to say the kryptonite unicorns are the most inspired part of this vid.
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[personal profile] foursweatervests 2012-02-20 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I forgot how good it was. How was that even possible? I'm so glad for the reminder.
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[personal profile] grammarwoman 2012-02-20 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
This vid is like a Tropocalypse served up in a blender as the fruitiest, booziest slushy drink ever. Every time I see it, I'm reminded of the sound of a room full of people laughing, crying, and shrieking as the levels of "OMG THEY WENT THERE" kept rising and rising.

It was one of the most cathartic experiences of my LIFE, especially after that "Marley and Me" vid.
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[personal profile] jjhunter 2012-02-20 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
My crappy day has just become a cracky day. I think that's an improvement? The moral has certainly improved!
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[personal profile] cesperanza 2012-02-20 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I just remember being there and going from shrieking to just out and out sobbing laughter. Wow, it just DID NOT STOP!
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[personal profile] trouble 2012-02-20 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Do the Kryptonite unicorns actually appear in the show? I mean, I've heard things about Smallville. Strange things.
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[personal profile] ellen_fremedon 2012-02-20 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I provided the entertainment at a Halloween party this year by watching this vid.

To clarify-- the vid was not the entertainment. I mean, the hosts discovered that I and another guest had not seen it, set a laptop up in front of us, and everyone else settled down across the room to watch our faces as we watched the vid.

Apparently we were pretty entertaining? I have no idea was going on on my face; I was too busy being scarred for life.
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[personal profile] celli 2012-02-20 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably I do. *g*
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[personal profile] bluemeridian 2012-02-20 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
No, actually, but even people who watched every episode had to think carefully about that after seeing the vid. It was that kind of show. *loves*
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[personal profile] nellacitta 2012-02-20 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I am SO going to miss your days of love. This was an AMAZING and hilarious vid. AMAZING. I....yeah.
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[personal profile] foursweatervests 2012-02-20 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
The best of both worlds, you could say. :-D

Funny, this absolutely shows my old-world (for varying degrees of "old") New England upbringing: when I read this I immediately said inside my head, "And I have never experienced EITHER of those things, NO, I HAVE NOT. 0_0" Gut reactions, how fun.
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[personal profile] dorothy1901 2012-02-20 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Mpreg kitten. Mpreg kitten mpreg kitten mpreg kitten.

Oh dear, I hope that Lex didn't ship the wee kitten off to boarding school.

[personal profile] amaliedageek 2012-02-20 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
What?

WHAT??

*flails at you* Okay, [personal profile] hendersj is looking over at me with an expression of "Why are you laughing with tears streaming down your face?" and if I show this to him, he still will not understand.

. . . otoh, that may be enough of a reason.
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[personal profile] greyeyes 2012-02-20 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
My face hurts from the laughing!

I love that song and it just fit so well! But if I watch it again, I'm afraid I'll cry because Lex abandoned Catbaby! Even though I know Bruce will love her and Alfred will raise her right.

Oh, kryptonite unicorns, my life was empty before you.
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[personal profile] out_there 2012-02-20 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You watch it too many times and it restructures your brain.

Ooooh. By that description, I suspect this vid might be as awesome as the Torchwood "Papa, Don't Preach". clearly, I need to download it, stat.
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[personal profile] stewardess 2012-02-20 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I had already watched the vid several times when I saw it again with a crowd at the Bascon vid show. Did previous viewings protect me? NO. ^^ The sound of a crowd crying with laughter is something everyone should get to experience at least once in life.
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[personal profile] astro_noms 2012-02-21 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
This vid should definitely NOT be watched at 1am in an apartment with thin walls.

TEARS. TEARS DOWN MY FACE. My throat hurts from trying to muffle the giggles, and my face hurts from the laughing. Thank you.
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[personal profile] soc_puppet 2012-02-21 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I've been passively working on overcoming my irrational dislike of anything popular from the '90s, particularly in the musical scene. Somehow, I'm not sure this vid helped.
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[personal profile] scrollgirl 2012-02-21 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
*pokes brain* I'm not even sure what I watched. I refuse to believe Fandom will ever be top this for sheer number of brains it's broken in 4 mins, 20 seconds. JESUS. SMALLVILLE, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.

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