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Keep Hoping Machine Running ([personal profile] thefourthvine) wrote2012-02-20 11:31 am

Days of Love 7

Last Day of Love! I mean, I will still love you all tomorrow, but I won't be posting a recommendation. Which I am sure we can all be grateful for.

So once I thought about it, it was fairly obvious how I had to finish this series. I had to recommend a vid that can only be recommended on its own, because it is in a class by itself. (And that class would be, like, the 2011 graduating class of Arkham Asylum.)

I Swear, by [livejournal.com profile] dualbunny, [personal profile] trelkez, [personal profile] pipsqueaky, and [livejournal.com profile] sweetestdrain, all of whom should definitely win something for this, although I suspect that something is maaaaaaaaybe a free psychological evaluation. Smallville, Clark Kent/Lex Luthor, and also vidders/crack.

This vid is insane. I just want to make that clear up front. I saw it at VVC last year, and I will never forget the crowd's reaction. Because, okay, this was shown anonymously (although the vidders did come out later), and I think I was probably not the only person in the room who was a trifle worried about this song and this fandom and this setup. And then the vid builds. And builds. And just when you think it cannot get any better - look, I'm not going to tell you what happens, and also you should avoid reading the notes on the download page (basically, don't scroll down past the lyrics), just so that you can go into this as untouched and virginal as Clark when Lex tenderly presses him to the white satin sheets on their wedding night and says - no. No. See, this is exactly the problem with this vid. You watch it too many times and it restructures your brain.

But your new brain is a place where Kryptonite unicorns and gay weddings co-exist, so I'm not saying this is a bad thing. I'm just saying - after you watch this one, you'll read every crackfic ever written for the rest of time and say, "This isn't that unrealistic." And that won't be true. It's just that your standards will have been recalibrated.

Basically, this vid started out giving me flashbacks to Smallville fandom, which was an impressive feat because I pretty much missed its heyday. And it finished by causing me to laugh so hard I risked rupturing key organs. So I'm not saying it isn't dangerous. I'm saying you need to watch it anyway. This kind of fannish masterwork doesn't come along every day.

And if you've already watched it - many people have! And survived! - you should definitely take this time to watch it again. Every time you view it, you see something new. (Uh, usually something that tests your grip on reality. But that is perfectly okay, because it substitutes a better reality.)

[personal profile] amaliedageek 2012-02-20 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
What?

WHAT??

*flails at you* Okay, [personal profile] hendersj is looking over at me with an expression of "Why are you laughing with tears streaming down your face?" and if I show this to him, he still will not understand.

. . . otoh, that may be enough of a reason.

[personal profile] amaliedageek 2012-02-21 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
*bites lip* I dunno, hon -- it's taken me nearly 15 years to get him to the point where his slash goggles work reliably. This is graduate-level, weapons-grade cracktasticness, here.

What did your Best Beloved do? I do agree that a kind and caring spouse should do what they can to share the things that delight their heart. I can but try!

[personal profile] amaliedageek 2012-02-21 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I had to explain mpreg. I hope you're happy now.

He looked -- perplexed. The Kid, who is

a) familiar with Smallville canon, and

b) has grown up with fandom,

Was in hysterics about 30 seconds in, sprawled on the futon sobbing when the Kryptonite unicorns showed up, and barely managed to text his partner with the URL before collapsing in a heap of helpless giggles at the end.

And now my sides hurt again. You are a wicked, wicked woman.
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[personal profile] pslasher 2012-02-21 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
This is graduate-level, weapons-grade cracktasticness, here.
Lol, absolutely. My husband handles the slash pretty well, but I don't even want to know what he'd think of this. Luckily he wasn't around when I saw it for the first time. Did you show him?

[personal profile] amaliedageek 2012-02-21 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
*points upthread, hides face in hands*

In fairness to him, his reaction to The Kid and I shrieking down the walls was one of "OMG they are so cute when they are laughing this hard", so I will continue to keep him around.
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[personal profile] pslasher 2012-02-21 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Perplexed, LOLOL. I'll bet he was. Aww, he sounds like a keeper. :)