I did not read that post! (So thank you for pointing me towards it.) But this post didn't arise spontaneously, either; I would never have seen the commercial if my entire Twitter feed hadn't been going, "Oh god oh god the slash it blinds me but I think I like it" and linking to the video. THANK YOU, TWITTER.

And, yeah. On the LJ version of this post, Otter just said this is the slashiest commercial she's ever seen, and she's seen the trailer for The Eagle. It is really JUST THAT SLASHY. It cries OUT for Yuletide. Or, you know, extra-Yuletide stories. Whichever. FAN FICTION, is what I'm saying.