THEY'LL LOVE HIM ANYWAY. They'll be retired by then, so after he gets drafted by the Blackhawks they can live in Chicago during the winter. Meng Ling learns to skate. Watkins can't, not after he fucked up his knee so bad - his surgeon would kill him - but he watches every game, grinning, because the point isn't the sport, the point is how much you love to play it, and he can see love in every deke, every slapshot.

...This commercial is DOING THINGS TO ME. Bad things.

Hell, I might as well post about my other potential Yuletide fandoms. At least the ones you can watch in under ten minutes.