In short, she is a menace to the sanity of the human race and we should all treasure her.

*nodsnodsnods*! That's our lynnmonster! I swear to god, whenever conversations go weird places, there's always this moment of panic and someone says, "Oh my god - DON'T TELL THIS TO LYNN!" Which, of course, never works, and then there's feathercock, and Lynn always finds someone else to blame it on.

It's a talent, really.