Poll: Come with Me

[thefourthvine]

It's time to discuss a very sensitive topic that I know you will all handle with maturity and respect for your classmates. Yes, it's time to discuss...orgasm.

I heard that, makesmewannadie. One more remark out of you and you will be staying after class, young lady. Also, fanofall? Don't think I don't see you rolling your eyes.

Yes, orgasm can be a beautiful thing. When a person (or assistive device) gives pleasure to another person, that's a lovely, selfless act, and one we - last warning, people - as mature adults can appreciate. Or mature teenagers. Whatever. 'People old enough for porn' is the concept I'm trying to get across here.

Of course, orgasm can also be, well, a little less than beautiful. Particularly in certain kinds of fictional endeavors. Because, see, sometimes a person can be reading along, and then there's a sudden incursion of screaming and fainting and smelling salts and Mr. Darcy with a riding crop, and that person might think, "Did I just take a detour from Smut Boulevard onto Victorian Novel Lane? I...wow. I didn't know you could do that in spats." Or that person might think, "Jesus, what the hell is wrong with me? I've never done that."

And yet I know some of you out there in readerland have done that, and now is the time to tell me about it.

I'm trying to assuage my own fears of serious abnormality, here. (Yes, really. Well, mostly. Well, partly, anyway. But I also tend to assume anyone I can hear laughing is laughing at me. I never said I wasn't paranoid, if you think back.) I'm also trying to figure out how often these things honestly happen, and under what circumstances. (Because I am nosy. No, there is no better reason. What reason could be better than that?) So let's remember the honor system, OK?

And, truly, no shame attached, no matter what you answer. For one thing, I included in the list items I could answer 'yes' to, and I'm not going to tell you what they were. (Well, OK. Possibly with begging. The right kind of begging. But then, the right kind of begging can get pretty much anything from me.) This should encourage those of you who can answer 'yes' to any of these to believe I'm right there with you, just in case you forgot to bring your sex-positive confidence with you today. And since I can't answer 'yes' to all or even most of them, people who can't check anything should also believe they're in good company. (You can decide for yourself if I count as good company or not.) Furthermore, no one can see your answers, and you should feel free to comment anonymously. Internet + sex + anonymity is pretty much the recipe for sharing, isn't it? So share.

(Which also means, for the record, that if you folks want to pimp this I'd be grateful. I definitely want to hear from all of you, but it'd also be very cool to get answers from people other than the Egregiously Tasteful and Talented Cohort.)



[Poll #513074]

Comments

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

Because I thought everyone did that sometimes.

*slinks away in shame*

(Although I did consider asking if people found biting something particularly helpful as, like, a silence aid, because I don't. Now I'm glad I didn't put that in, because I would've revealed my own biteyness for all the world to see. Ah, the insidious hidden dangerous of LJ polls.)

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

Oh, hey, I'm bitey. I just thought that it was an unusual thing, but maybe not? *shrug*

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

Biting, in general, is ALWAYS HELPFUL, who even cares about the silence? Yis. Esp. on the neck and shoulders. Thank you kindly, I'll be in my bunk.

[stokley02.livejournal.com]

I'm bitey as all fuck, and not inclined to stop at any point. Thought it was normal...for me. But then again i'm always leaning sideways into the wind.


Biting is the best. Being biten, and biting. ALthough all the guys i've been with have strongly protested against it (one almost slapped me away. although i did bite him with a lot of force) but most of teh females lvoe it. And love it do it.


Really i'm just replying here cause i'm nosey, and well biting is good ^_^

[indywind]

mmm, biting. Shoulders, neck, back of neck, jaw, earlobes... hmmm...

::cough:: er, what was I saying?

[executrix.livejournal.com]

I once put in a story that Character #1 knew that Character #2's underwear was real silk because it had that kind of bitter taste but apparently nobody in my immediate ambit had an opinion on underwear, different fibers, comparative taste of.

[hookandeye.livejournal.com]

i've found that same thing too... that boys hate it and girls like it.
Maybe being bitten is a girl thing?

[stokley02.livejournal.com]

Yeah i reckin it is! A total girl thing. They. Just. Love. IT. and go all kinds of feral. Tis the best ^_^


And boys are just i dunno....insecure about it? Maybe being someones territory isn't what sex is to them. Meh.


Also your icon, is that from teh manga, "Fire Candy"?

[hookandeye.livejournal.com]

That was my thoughts...it might be a dominance thing that the boys might be uncomfortable with..hmmm. But keep doing it to the girls! Spread the word! Increase the biting fun!

No, my avatar is from... a picture i found long ago and quickly shaded in photoshop, although this Fire Candy thing sounds most interesting...

[(Anonymous)]

Well Fire Candy is a Japanese manga that is scanlated by the SnoopyCool group.

Web site isn't currently working at the moment, but i do have a couple of chapters of the manga.

Pretty graphic and definately not tame. Drugs, sex, illegale roller blading and prostitution to just name a few things!

[hookandeye.livejournal.com]

actually that sounds rather exciting... would it be pushing the friendship if i asked if you could pretty please ship me over a few chappies? Pretty please? :)