I had to come here because I was looking through the authors of some of my fave Yuletide stories and I was all OMGWTFBBQ when I saw you'd written TWO of them.
*beams*
Thank you! (We probably have similar senses of humor. I decide what to volunteer to write for Yuletide based almost entirely on the fandom's potential for banter and/or humor. I have an unholy attraction to snark.)
If I have to write a sex scene, it's some lame hasty "skin against skin" type of description.
*nods*
Porn is hard. In non-Yuletide writing, I tend to elide it or fade to black. And the porn I do write always reads to me like the least sexy thing on the planet - funeral porn, I call it - so I generally have lots of nervous breakdowns and spend a lot of time grabbing friends and shrieking, "WHY IS IT NOT HOT MAKE IT HOT OMG WHYYYYYYY CAN'T I WRITE PORN OMG." Only less coherently. And louder.
(Obviously, Yuletide-time is very hard on my friends. I, um, usually remember to apologize when the crazy wears off, though. *winces*)
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*beams*
Thank you! (We probably have similar senses of humor. I decide what to volunteer to write for Yuletide based almost entirely on the fandom's potential for banter and/or humor. I have an unholy attraction to snark.)
If I have to write a sex scene, it's some lame hasty "skin against skin" type of description.
*nods*
Porn is hard. In non-Yuletide writing, I tend to elide it or fade to black. And the porn I do write always reads to me like the least sexy thing on the planet - funeral porn, I call it - so I generally have lots of nervous breakdowns and spend a lot of time grabbing friends and shrieking, "WHY IS IT NOT HOT MAKE IT HOT OMG WHYYYYYYY CAN'T I WRITE PORN OMG." Only less coherently. And louder.
(Obviously, Yuletide-time is very hard on my friends. I, um, usually remember to apologize when the crazy wears off, though. *winces*)