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Keep Hoping Machine Running ([personal profile] thefourthvine) wrote2006-12-31 11:32 pm

Yuletide Reveal!

The themes of Yuletide for me this year were pinch hits (I was one, and OMG I got the best pinch hitter ever, and I finally got to write one, too) and rhyming pairings.

Notes for next year: rhyming pairings are hard. Pinch hitting, on the other hand, actually makes writing easier, because when you need to procrastinate on one, well, the other one is right there waiting.

My stories, in order of posting:

Noir Enough, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Perry/Harry. This story was for [livejournal.com profile] misspamela, the very first recipient I've ever had that I knew before I got her prompt. (This was extremely exciting. It's a whole different exchange when you're pretty sure what your recipient might want.) It was beta-read by the amazing team of [livejournal.com profile] lynnmonster, [livejournal.com profile] spike21, [livejournal.com profile] nestra, and [livejournal.com profile] qe2 - and Queue nobly watched the movie solely so she could beta my story. On short notice, too. She wins the Dedicated Beta prize. Please give her a round of applause.

Code 69, Men in Black, Jay/Kay. This one was for Amy Fortuna. And, um - I didn't write the whole thing. At a certain point in the Yuletide experience, [livejournal.com profile] makesmewannadie and I experienced severe, even terminal writer's block. But you can't stop Yuletide just because your characters refuse to get off. So we exchanged files. It turned out to be much, much easier to finish each other's stories than it was to finish our own, and Yuletide was saved. It was all very magical. My block was porn - ever my nemesis, as readers of Noir Enough will note. (I chickened out on the porn there, despite complaints from Certain Betas that I was leaving them hanging. My response: "Have you met me?") So, the porn in Code 69? All MMWD. And some other parts are hers, too, but I don't remember what - it was all a wild haze of aliens and sex pheromones and John Travolta. (You've been there, I'm sure. You understand.) Code 69 was beta-read by [livejournal.com profile] makesmewannadie (yes, I made her beta-read a story she co-wrote; I am merciless at Yuletide time) and [livejournal.com profile] qe2.

Audiencing, moral support, and reassurance that I wasn't completely crazy ("Men in Black is perfect for an aliens make them do it story!") came, as usual, from Best Beloved. Best Beloved also provided Yuletide snacks. (For Yuletide snacks, read: chocolate. Chocolate is what makes Yuletide happen. Unless you're one of the mods, and then I assume alcohol is also required.)

I had a fabulous Yuletide this year in every respect, and I thank everyone who played, and most especially the brilliant mods. Bless you, every one. See you in 2007!

[identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I had to come here because I was looking through the authors of some of my fave Yuletide stories and I was all OMGWTFBBQ when I saw you'd written TWO of them.

*beams*

Thank you! (We probably have similar senses of humor. I decide what to volunteer to write for Yuletide based almost entirely on the fandom's potential for banter and/or humor. I have an unholy attraction to snark.)

If I have to write a sex scene, it's some lame hasty "skin against skin" type of description.

*nods*

Porn is hard. In non-Yuletide writing, I tend to elide it or fade to black. And the porn I do write always reads to me like the least sexy thing on the planet - funeral porn, I call it - so I generally have lots of nervous breakdowns and spend a lot of time grabbing friends and shrieking, "WHY IS IT NOT HOT MAKE IT HOT OMG WHYYYYYYY CAN'T I WRITE PORN OMG." Only less coherently. And louder.

(Obviously, Yuletide-time is very hard on my friends. I, um, usually remember to apologize when the crazy wears off, though. *winces*)