I should have locked the stupid gate/I should have changed your IDC...
Words cannot describe my love for you right now.
My family's one and only experiment with macrame ended when my mom came home and found the cat swinging by three sets of claws from a hanging braided plant holder, with the flowerpot in shards on the floor. Just as my experiments in becoming a worldwide-famous frisbee thrower ended when I knocked the ear off a ceramic Nativity cow. So many blossoming careers in my house ended with things breaking.
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Words cannot describe my love for you right now.
My family's one and only experiment with macrame ended when my mom came home and found the cat swinging by three sets of claws from a hanging braided plant holder, with the flowerpot in shards on the floor. Just as my experiments in becoming a worldwide-famous frisbee thrower ended when I knocked the ear off a ceramic Nativity cow. So many blossoming careers in my house ended with things breaking.