Okay! Just quickly, some funny stories from HP, since I can see that you're lacking in them:
Must-read:
'The Pop Goes the Weasel Trilogy (http://fix.dejabu.org/)' by Durendal
Harry/Draco:
'Tickle Me Pink (http://fix.dejabu.org/pink.html)' by Durendal, NC-17, CROSS-DRESSING 'How Harry Potter Got His Groove Back (http://fix.dejabu.org/groove.txt)' by Durendal 'Psychobabble: A Fanon Love Story (http://www.livejournal.com/users/tradescant/116565.html#cutid1)' by Tradescant, Various pairings, NC-17, INCEST, THREESOME, VARIOUS KINKS, An Austin Powers parody 'Three Little Pigs (http://nopespace.com/hp/tlp.htm)' by Nope 'Dancing Queen (http://www.livejournal.com/users/mistful/24441.html#cutid1)' by Maya 'Double Dare (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=954396)' by Silvia Kundera 'Valley Girl (http://glassesreflect.net/hd/valleygirl.html)' by Trin 'Happiness Involving a Tea-House (http://www.livejournal.com/users/nopejr/34537.html)' by Nope 'The Outing (http://www.astronomytower.org/restrictedsection/fic.php?fic=at:/authors/natt/O.html)' by Natt 'Smile, And That Will Mean I May (http://glassesreflect.net/hd/smilethatwillmean.html)' by Aspen, Various pairings, a parody of the Rocky Horror Picture Show 'The Crush Trilogy (http://www.sarcastic-muse.com/puremagnetism/authors/zahra/crushtrilogy.htm)' by Zahra 'The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (http://www.livejournal.com/users/hackthis/127944.html)' by Zahra
Severus/Harry:
'Contemporary Magcial Innovations, by H. Granger (http://www.squidge.org/~kali/cmi.html)' by Kai (YOU MUST READ THIS! TRUST ME!) 'A Modest Proposal (http://www.amplexus.org/~telanu/amodestproposal.htm)' by Telanu 'Master of Seduction (http://www.livejournal.com/users/sloanesomething/13646.html)' by Sloane 'A Solitary Pleasure (http://www.livejournal.com/users/luthien67/233002.html?#cutid1)' and part two (http://www.livejournal.com/users/luthien67/233443.html?#cutid1), by Luthien 'Cursed Artefacts for Sale (http://www.livejournal.com/users/icarusancalion/169434.html?#cutid1)' by Icarus 'Oh, Just This Once (http://www.amplexus.org/~telanu/justthisonce.htm)' and its sequel, 'Your Horoscope For Today (http://www.amplexus.org/~telanu/horoscope.htm)' by Telanu 'Gone to Pot (http://www.livejournal.com/users/wikdsushi/32938.html?view=136362)' by Sushi, NC-17 'How Gilderoy Lockhart Heroically Defeated the Evil in Professor Snape (http://www.livejournal.com/users/sloanesomething/30244.html)' by Sloane 'Ten Zillion Points from Gryffindor (http://www.kardasi.com/HPSS/Wave-2/zillion-amanuensis.htm)' by Amanuensis, NC-17 'Occasional Table (http://predatrix.slashcity.org/fiction/occtable.htm)' by Pedatrix, NC-17, SEX TOYS 'Dirty Story (http://predatrix.slashcity.org/fiction/dirty.htm)' by Pedatrix, NC-17, VARIOUS KINKS 'The Unhappiest Potions Master on Earth (http://diana.slashcity.com/Potter/Unhappy.htm)' by Diana, NC-17
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Must-read:
'The Pop Goes the Weasel Trilogy (http://fix.dejabu.org/)' by Durendal
Harry/Draco:
'Tickle Me Pink (http://fix.dejabu.org/pink.html)' by Durendal, NC-17, CROSS-DRESSING
'How Harry Potter Got His Groove Back (http://fix.dejabu.org/groove.txt)' by Durendal
'Psychobabble: A Fanon Love Story (http://www.livejournal.com/users/tradescant/116565.html#cutid1)' by Tradescant, Various pairings, NC-17, INCEST, THREESOME, VARIOUS KINKS, An Austin Powers parody
'Three Little Pigs (http://nopespace.com/hp/tlp.htm)' by Nope
'Dancing Queen (http://www.livejournal.com/users/mistful/24441.html#cutid1)' by Maya
'Double Dare (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=954396)' by Silvia Kundera
'Valley Girl (http://glassesreflect.net/hd/valleygirl.html)' by Trin
'Happiness Involving a Tea-House (http://www.livejournal.com/users/nopejr/34537.html)' by Nope
'The Outing (http://www.astronomytower.org/restrictedsection/fic.php?fic=at:/authors/natt/O.html)' by Natt
'Smile, And That Will Mean I May (http://glassesreflect.net/hd/smilethatwillmean.html)' by Aspen, Various pairings, a parody of the Rocky Horror Picture Show
'The Crush Trilogy (http://www.sarcastic-muse.com/puremagnetism/authors/zahra/crushtrilogy.htm)' by Zahra
'The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (http://www.livejournal.com/users/hackthis/127944.html)' by Zahra
Severus/Harry:
'Contemporary Magcial Innovations, by H. Granger (http://www.squidge.org/~kali/cmi.html)' by Kai (YOU MUST READ THIS! TRUST ME!)
'A Modest Proposal (http://www.amplexus.org/~telanu/amodestproposal.htm)' by Telanu
'Master of Seduction (http://www.livejournal.com/users/sloanesomething/13646.html)' by Sloane
'A Solitary Pleasure (http://www.livejournal.com/users/luthien67/233002.html?#cutid1)' and part two (http://www.livejournal.com/users/luthien67/233443.html?#cutid1), by Luthien
'Cursed Artefacts for Sale (http://www.livejournal.com/users/icarusancalion/169434.html?#cutid1)' by Icarus
'Oh, Just This Once (http://www.amplexus.org/~telanu/justthisonce.htm)' and its sequel, 'Your Horoscope For Today (http://www.amplexus.org/~telanu/horoscope.htm)' by Telanu
'Gone to Pot (http://www.livejournal.com/users/wikdsushi/32938.html?view=136362)' by Sushi, NC-17
'How Gilderoy Lockhart Heroically Defeated the Evil in Professor Snape (http://www.livejournal.com/users/sloanesomething/30244.html)' by Sloane
'Ten Zillion Points from Gryffindor (http://www.kardasi.com/HPSS/Wave-2/zillion-amanuensis.htm)' by Amanuensis, NC-17
'Occasional Table (http://predatrix.slashcity.org/fiction/occtable.htm)' by Pedatrix, NC-17, SEX TOYS
'Dirty Story (http://predatrix.slashcity.org/fiction/dirty.htm)' by Pedatrix, NC-17, VARIOUS KINKS
'The Unhappiest Potions Master on Earth (http://diana.slashcity.com/Potter/Unhappy.htm)' by Diana, NC-17