Because John would totally be like that and Rodney would be totally just patient and like WE GOT MARRIED IN VANCOUVER LAST YEAR WITH RINGS AND EVERYTHING.
OMG YES. And Rodney would be all philosophical, just, like, "Well, we all knew you were taking it too calmly. Something had to be wrong. You hardly had a nervous breakdown at all." And then he'd, like, drag John's head into his lap - because of course at this point John would be fetal with, you know, SUDDEN UNWELCOME KNOWLEDGE ONLY A DECADE IN THE MAKING, and say, fondly, patting his hair, "You are the most fucked-up person I know." And he would say it with love.
*heart swells three sizes*
OMG NEED THIS STORY OMG WHERE IS IT WHERE WHERE WHERE?
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OMG YES. And Rodney would be all philosophical, just, like, "Well, we all knew you were taking it too calmly. Something had to be wrong. You hardly had a nervous breakdown at all." And then he'd, like, drag John's head into his lap - because of course at this point John would be fetal with, you know, SUDDEN UNWELCOME KNOWLEDGE ONLY A DECADE IN THE MAKING, and say, fondly, patting his hair, "You are the most fucked-up person I know." And he would say it with love.
*heart swells three sizes*
OMG NEED THIS STORY OMG WHERE IS IT WHERE WHERE WHERE?