Real Life: News

[thefourthvine]

So, hi, y'all. I'm pregnant. (Twelve weeks, due at the beginning of June, we don't know the sex yet. Judging from the ultrasound, I would say it is an alien implanted in my uterus by devious means. However, unless we make some major, speedy advances in space travel, it will probably be born on this planet, so I choose to think of it as a future earthling. Crazy optimism, I know.) This could occasion some posting on real-life topics from me, which I know is not what most of you are here for. So, I will be creating a filter. It's opt-in; you don't have to say anything if you don't want on.

Posts to the filter could be frequent. They could be short. They could be unfunny. They could be extremely boring. They could be non-existent. They could be excessively personal or contain mention of bodily fluids. I have no way to tell, because this is new territory for me.

So, keeping that in mind, do you want on the filter? A handy poll is provided for your clicking convenience!

[Poll #1097994]

Comments

[marag.livejournal.com]

I absolutely should not laugh at you, because it's not polite when you're obviously missing an important piece of information. So consider it just a minor snicker.

Then let me assure you that pretty much the only way for TFV to get pregnant would be due to planning. Lots of planning.

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

TFV?

Tertiary.. hmmm .. Frenzied Velocipede?

[marag.livejournal.com]

The Fourth Vine :)

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

Mara's right - it actually stands for thefourthvine, because my username is quite long. But I like Tertiary Frenzied Velocipede much, much more.

[lazy-neutrino.livejournal.com]

I am busy smacking myself upside the head right now, having been given the relevant information. Still, if I made someone laugh, that's a good day. And your icon is so amazingly appropriate for your comment that I have no words!

[marag.livejournal.com]

::grin:: I'm glad you didn't take offense. I was sure you were just missing the "lesbian" bit, but it was kind of funny :D And yes, I was glad I never deleted my Stealth Baby icon!