Real Life: News

[thefourthvine]

So, hi, y'all. I'm pregnant. (Twelve weeks, due at the beginning of June, we don't know the sex yet. Judging from the ultrasound, I would say it is an alien implanted in my uterus by devious means. However, unless we make some major, speedy advances in space travel, it will probably be born on this planet, so I choose to think of it as a future earthling. Crazy optimism, I know.) This could occasion some posting on real-life topics from me, which I know is not what most of you are here for. So, I will be creating a filter. It's opt-in; you don't have to say anything if you don't want on.

Posts to the filter could be frequent. They could be short. They could be unfunny. They could be extremely boring. They could be non-existent. They could be excessively personal or contain mention of bodily fluids. I have no way to tell, because this is new territory for me.

So, keeping that in mind, do you want on the filter? A handy poll is provided for your clicking convenience!

[Poll #1097994]

Comments

[phnelt.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! (I am, what the fifteen billionth person to say so? Still truthful, though, so I suppose that's all right) Also, the sheer speed of growth makes me wonder about the homeworld of all offspring. I'm sure yours is human (mostly) Again, congratulations!

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

I'm sure yours is human (mostly)

It has been said by Certain Parties that if it's actually related to me, it can't be human. I'm not sure why the people I love seem so convinced I'm an alien. Hmmm...

[phnelt.livejournal.com]

scary thought: obviously these people know more about you than we who are internet bound. Do they know something we don't? Are you the answer to the many mysteries?