Yuletide Fandom

[thefourthvine]

So, this was in actual fact supposed to be a private post for future (Yuletide!) reference - yes, I really am the person who makes private posts with Yuletide fandom suggestions throughout the year, and it has always served me in good stead - but since I made it public I think I should leave it public. Bottom line:

Watch this commercial, which features basketball players growing up and then fucking each other. You think I'm kidding? You tell me what comes after the last shot. I seriously can't think of anything that doesn't involve cock no matter how hard I try.

(And then prepare to write it for Yuuuuuuuletide!)

Comments

[sapote]

I'd like to congratulate you on the birth of a new fandom.

[vickita]

::gapes::

And then they done sex. The end.

[libitina]

Sweaty and up against a wall.

[giandujakiss]

yes, I really am the person who makes private posts with Yuletide fandom suggestions throughout the year, and it has always served me in good stead

I do the same for Festivids. Just sayin'.

[starfish]

I have not seen that level of eyefucking since S1 Smallville. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

[jenna_thorn]

And without clicking the link, I'll lay you money that I know what ad you are talking about.

Because yeah.

[dine]

um, yeah. there's really no other way to read it

and I for one look forward to reading stories about these athletes in a few months *g*

[iceinyourmusic]

This is where it starts indeed.

[pocketmouse]

I remember seeing that one during the Olympics twice. The second time was a shorter cut, and they'd taken out half the eyefucking-while-being-pushed-apart-by-people shots. Probably someone had pointed out it was really gay.

Reeeeeeally gay.

[teaotter]

I thought everyone made private posts about possible Yuletide fandoms -- or regretted it bitterly in public when fandom nominations came around.

[lemon_badgeress]

T_T. I'm on my fucking iPad, which refuses to load the last 13 seconds. SO FRUSTRATED.

[gwyn]

It never occurred to me to do that, so I'm always the person sitting there in front of the nomination form, staring and desperately trying to figure out some fandoms I'd want fic in or could write in. Imagine what this concept does for my J-ness!

[oulfis]

Never before have I regretted my complete lack of basketball knowledge D: I literally did not understand this commercial. It is maybe set in the future? The only thing I do understand is that the two dudes are doin' it.

[torachan]

I've occasionally made public posts, but don't know why I would make them private.

[thefourthvine]

You should congratulate Nike. It is ALL THERE. I mean, they didn't exactly leave a lot to the imagination.

[thefourthvine]

I approve of your concise summary. Now we just need someone to expand on it.

[thefourthvine]

YES.

[thefourthvine]

WISE. Seriously, it's the only way, right? Otherwise your brain shorts out when you do nominations and you have to live through the next year kicking yourself. Less bruising if you just keep a list!

[thefourthvine]

God, I know! It's the kind of staring that is actually MORE sexual than a handjob would be. THESE ARE TWO DUDES WHO NEED TO FUCK EACH OTHER SOONER RATHER THAN LATER. Otherwise someone is going to slip in the unresolved sexual tension and sprain something.

[greyeyes]

And then they fall in love and live happily ever after! I like happy endings:)

I WOULD READ THIS FANDOM.

[thefourthvine]

If there's more than one ad this could possibly be, it would be an act of fannish warfare not to link me to them all immediately. Because - I mean - and the looks - and just - MORE PLEASE.

[thefourthvine]

ALL THE STORIES, PLEASE. THESE FINE UPSTANDING YOUNG MEN DESERVE A LOT OF BLOWJOBS.

[thefourthvine]

For serious. And we all know what you mean by "it," Nike. Well, it's not like you were SUBTLE about it.

[thefourthvine]

This is a work of cinematic genius that should never under any circumstances be cut. ONLY EXPANDED.

[thefourthvine]

OH THANK GOD IT ISN'T JUST ME. From now on, we will be Yuletide planning sisters, yes?