Earthling Update!

[thefourthvine]

The earthling is 16, unbelievably enough. And the earthling is also she/her! This has been true for a while, but she's now comfortable letting all her internet aunties and uncles and nuncles and auncles know. So please update your pronoun database! And if you know her deadname, please text or email or DM me on Bluesky for her real name; she'd rather you think of her only by that from now on.

This is a post where you can leave congratulations for her if you want to! (Also suggestions on high femme looks. Neither of the earthling's parents are femme enough for her, sad to say.)

(This post will likely be access locked in a few days.)

Comments

[kitschful]

Congrats!! As ever, how is she this old, etc etc.

Femme things! Obviously these are based on my experience so take as little/as much of this as wanted.
- Boxy/bulky top or bulky bottom, not both at once. It's easier to create more of a purposeful silhouette that way.
- Figure out a waistline/height that makes you feel cutest and get more things that will highlight it! This also depends a bit on height and torso length, but play around with different top/bottom splits until you get a general range that you like best.
- I find skirts to be my personal high femme go-to, but play around with shapes and lengths! A-line, pencil, clingy/bandage, slip/straight, circle; mini, knee-length, midi/calf, maxi/ankle. I used to wear a-lines and minis only bc I'm short and was afraid of length but now my fave is straight/skimming midis with a high waist/boxy top.
- If trying heels, look up the Charlize Theron walk vid//Bucky Barnes on his way to kill Cpt America. A classic of the genre. Yes not bending your knees much and letting your hips take some of the impact, but also confidence, and don't lean forward!

Hope she finds something here helpful 😅
♥