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Keep Hoping Machine Running ([personal profile] thefourthvine) wrote2004-12-02 02:49 am
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Tell Me How to Celebrate, Part 1: the Slashiest Fandom

I'm about to ask an important question, maybe the critical question of fandom.

What is the slashiest fandom of them all?

Think you know? Tell me in the comments, and please provide examples.

Or read on, and I will tell you what provoked the question. Basically, it was the juxtaposition of two things: vids and a video game. Let's consider them in order, shall we?

See, I've been on a sort of vid-watching kick lately (in the same sense that the Trainspotting boys were on a sort of heroin kick). And one of my secret shames is an adoration of the "four minutes of the slashiest moments in this particular fandom" subgenre, aka the Slash Highlights vid; I love these, especially when I don't know the canon, which is most of the time. Jack pushes Daniel's glasses up his nose. Blair and Jim make breakfast together. Starsky and Hutch strip. Wesley feeds Angel from his arm. And my once-cold heart just melts. When I first started watching vids, these Slash Highlights ones astonished me. I kept thinking, did the creators know what they were doing? Did the actors come from some distant country that has no concept of personal space? And are those two guys just going to fuck right there on screen or what?

It was at this point that I encountered a bunch of Highlander Slash Highlights vids, and in particular this one scene where a short-haired guy (Methos?) walks into a room and sees or is introduced to a long-haired guy (Duncan?). And Methos checks him out. I mean, obviously, visibly, and with no other possible explanation for his actions, at least not that I can see. And then he smiles, and it is, in my considered opinion, an "Oh, yeah, I'm going to love fucking this guy" smile. It's the sort of scene that makes you turn to your Best Beloved, assuming your Best Beloved is watching the vid with you, and say, "Did I - did he - oh my god, did he?" To which your Best Beloved responds, through almost uncontrollable giggles, "Totally. Oh, God, totally. Gay! Gay! Gay!"

So I started wondering how many other fandoms have these moments, and which fandom has the most.

And then the Best Beloved and I got hold of Shadow Hearts: Covenant, a Playstation 2 game that easily takes the title Slashiest Video Game of All Time away from the previous title holder, which was the original Shadow Hearts game. In SH: C, you collect - seriously - gay porn to get a flaming tailor to make dresses for a doll. And you can see the gay porn, mind you, in the inventory screen. You have a party member who is a vampire professional wrestler who wears a butterfly mask and who is apparently conducting an intense UST-laden relationship with his teacher. You have character interactions that can only be described as "like the DCU, if all the writers got hit by pink kryptonite." Really, there's not a single hour of the game that isn't imbued with slashy slashiness. And that includes the slashiest cut scene I have ever beheld in all my born days, a scene so slashy that the BB and I have held on to the save right before it so we can watch it over and over, laughing like loons every time.



Yuri, the star of both Shadow Hearts games, is in a bar in Southampton. In walks a Mystery Man with muscles and a swirling cape and a dangerously tailored uniform. Yuri is transfixed. He doesn't just cruise Mystery Man, he doesn't just check out every inch of MM's body - he quite literally cannot tear his eyes away. Then MM turns around and proves to be a man Yuri knows of old: Kato. Kato makes it clear that the fascination is mutual. They have a conversation that is full of references to the lovely time Yuri and Kato spent in Shanghai, including the pleasures they experienced then and the loneliness they've experienced since. They make an appointment to meet later. "I'm staying in this hotel," Kato says. "Come by any time. I hope to see you soon." Later, Yuri meets Kato in his hotel room (and there's only one double bed in there, and every other bed in the hotel is occupied, and yet Yuri stays somewhere that night); they have another intense conversation, and the screen goes dark. The next morning, Yuri rubs his ass and says, "I think I need a doctor." I can't really tell you more without explaining the whole story of the game, but trust me: there is so much slash in this cut scene that boys have been known to turn bisexual just from watching it.

In short, Shadow Hearts: Covenant is the motherlode of slash. Surely, I thought when I first encountered it, surely there is no fandom as slashy as this game?

So I ask you: is there? If so, what is that fandom? And what makes it so insanely slashy? Tell me. Convince me. Make me clap my hands because I believe in fairies.

I'm hoping that this will help me do my 111th post. Because that post should be a celebration of this LJ's core values. (Slash. And fandom. Also, slash.)

-The Evidence: Vid Recs, Because, After All, This Is a Recs LJ-

Want to see some slashy moments in the flesh? I can't promise that these are the slashiest vids in their fandoms, but they do contain most of the scenes I mention above. And some others that are equally ohmygodtheirloveissoobvious.

Stargate, Jack/Daniel: "Let's Hear It," by Relic 1979, has Jack pushing up Daniel's glasses and a bunch more; you can download it from Relic's website.

Highlander, Methos/Duncan (I think): "Just Like You," by Luminosity, features the "I'm going to love fucking this guy" bit. You can find it at Luminosity's website.

Angel, Angel/Wes: "If It's Hurting You" contains the Wes-feeding-Angel scene, and "Completely Pleased" contains a whole bunch of other Angel/Wes-ishness. They're both by Charmax, and they can be found at Bronze Ambition.

Starsky and Hutch, Starsky/Hutch: "Mighty Fine," by Kassidy Rae, shows the guys stripping, together, happily, and at some length, for reasons best known to themselves. It can be downloaded from her website.

Multifandom: "Dirty World," by Diana Williams, has great slashy moments from a bunch of fandoms. You can download it at her website; that site only features her newest vids for downloading, though, so eventually you will have to order a hard copy to get this one.

Multifandom: "Wouldn't It Be Nice," by Laura Shapiro, features another cross-fandom parade of slash. To get the vid, you'll need to email Laura for the password to her website, so the link is for that.

[identity profile] sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Farscape's main fandom pairing *is* John/Aeryn, but John is something of a subtext whore--I believe he's kissed and/or been propositioned by every other character at some point. So there's buddy-slash with him and D'Argo, the tentacle guy, and enemy slash with Crais and Scorpius (who doesn't show up until the end of S1), and fucked up slash with the crazy guy, Stark. Then there's Scorpy's relationship with his second in command, compared *on the show* to the Simpsons Mr. Burns and Smithers. But yes. It's incredibly slashy, it's just that the slashable characters tend to be less than...human.

I don't know why Once a Thief hasn't showed up on crack_van yet, but it involves some very pretty Canadian secret agents, one of whom is Nick Lea (Krycek on X-Files). He (Victor) and Mac hate each other meet when Mac finds out that Li Anne, his ex, is now shacking up with Vic. So the OaT movie involves a lot of rolling around, pinning, *biting,* and a ten-minute sequence involving swinging from a chandelier while they straddle each other. Then they make peace for Li Anne's sake, and spend the whole show tormenting each other. At one point Mac waits for Vic...in Vic's bed, under the covers. And also suggests that they "double date" an attractive stripper. Not a big fandom, but it is home to the best Undercover Lover story I've ever read, Going Deep (http://trickster.org/radiofree/annezo/DEEP.html), in case you're interested.

And wow, if you want me never to shut up all you have to do is ask about my fandoms. Jeez.

[identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com 2004-12-03 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
And wow, if you want me never to shut up all you have to do is ask about my fandoms. Jeez.

I consider this an excellent personality trait. (One could argue that I have to. Have you looked at my LJ lately?) I think all people should be able to discuss their fandoms at great length and in detail.

I have added the OaT movie to my Netflix queue, for the record. I am so easy - total fandom slut, that's me. Oh, and thanks for the rec; I'll definitely be reading that.

Good lord; this is turning into the Ultimate Pimp Me post. I suppose I should've expected that, and, hey - I enjoy being pimped into new fandoms. Saves me work, you know?

I believe he's kissed and/or been propositioned by every other character at some point.

I had no idea. Yet another trait I deeply admire in almost all cases. And the BB is currently watching and loving the first season. Clearly, Farscape is a fandom worth exploring. (Although I still expect to be reading mostly het in this fandom.)

[identity profile] sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com 2004-12-03 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I do love to pimp :)

Make sure you get the right OaT movie, there are a few with the same name. And don't expect anything good from the actual *plot,* IMO it's more there so that the slashiness will have some context. The show itself takes itself much less seriously, and is a lot more entertaining.

[identity profile] lilithchilde.livejournal.com 2004-12-03 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Are femslash pairings not of interest here? Because, there's at least one in every fandom Bastet has just mentioned, and a couple of them have several . . . :)

[identity profile] sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com 2004-12-03 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think [livejournal.com profile] thefourthvine reads femslash, but yes, they are all equal-opportunity slash fandoms :)

[identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com 2004-12-03 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, I do read femslash. I even rec it from time to time. I just have a really hard time finding good femslash, so it doesn't show up here that often. But I'm more than willing for that to change, believe me.

And I'm clearly none too bright, because I should've seen that Farscape, at least, would've had femslash; the silver woman seems inclined to hop into bed with every single creature everywhere, and the redhead and the blue woman also seem - highly flexible. In certain circumstances, anyway, most of them involving dance floors.

[identity profile] sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com 2004-12-04 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Scratch'n'Sniff! Best episode EVER! Okay, well, it involves Chiana and Jool sexy-dancing for no good reason. And John and D'Argo waking up together in a compromising position (John is wearing fishnets, for some reason) and spending the rest of the episode arguing about whether or not they had sex. Mmmmm.

And there are two redheads, Jool and Sikozu, though they aren't *usually* on the show at the same time.

[identity profile] m-butterfly.livejournal.com 2004-12-03 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's incredibly slashy, it's just that the slashable characters tend to be less than...human.

Farscape slash always has an element of train-wreck syndrome to it for me. I don't want to look. I'm sure I'll see something terrible. But I can't quite tear my eyes away.

[identity profile] sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com 2004-12-03 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Hee. Well, there is that pregnant!Harvey story that [livejournal.com profile] shrift wrote...