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Slashy Nominations 126: Finding Delight in Another's Misfortune

I am having a series of crappy days. As in, like, prize-winningly crappy. I mean, I've been hugging my dogs and they haven't even been protesting, just bearing up nobly and accepting that when things go this wrong it is a dog's duty to be squeezed much too tightly. When dogs go stoic on you, you know things are bad. Or, okay, I guess if you had naturally stoic dogs, that wouldn't be true, but we have a dog who, it has been scientifically proven, limps when he is experiencing emotional stress - limps from an injury incurred more than four years ago and long since healed. So, no, we leave the stoicism to the fictional characters in this house.

Except, I'm not being stoic. I'm being in denial. Why did no one tell me that denial was a critical life skill? I mean, my teachers spent all that time going on and on about how useful communication skills would one day be - hah! - and yet never once mentioned that the ability to ignore bad things would be downright critical. It's a failure of the education system, people.

Anyway. I've been engaging in shameless self-indulgence, which is yet another coping skill no one mentioned back when they were trying to get me to be assertive and open. Which means, yes, whining in LJ. But also it means re-reading stories guaranteed to make me smile. And I noticed this, well, trend: things I re-read on bad days are about characters having amusingly bad days. Apparently I feel better if other people have it worse than me and are still smiling. (Or, well, kvetching, but in a way that makes me smile.) And since I was re-reading them anyway, I thought I'd rustle up four of my favorites and put them in recs set. (Yes, I have more. Many, many more. Some fandoms seem to assay out at approximately 40% funny-bad-day stories, and my god how I love those fandoms.) So here we go, and I dedicate this to anyone who is having a bad day, bad week, or bad year - basically, any unpleasant period of time. Because this is the set that proves that "Well, it could always be worse" actually can cheer you up, provided it comes in the right package.

Schadenfreude, here we come.

Best FF That Answers, Once and for All, the Age-Old Question, "Is That a Slice of Apple Orbiting the Sun?" Day Break, by

giddygeek. Stargate: Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay. See, now, this is exactly why I'm giving regular thanks for SGA these days. I mean, if I'm going to have the universe throw up on me daily - and, really, the last eight days have sucked more than that - I need stories like this. Because John Sheppard is having a seriously bad day in this story. You know how bad days just go on and on? This is worse than that. And, lord, I am familiar with the horrors of insomnia, but he's got, like, externally-induced sleep deprivation in this. By remote control. And also, Inventory Hell. This is the first I've seen of a story type I had been happily anticipating since my third minute in the SGA fandom, and, wow, it does not disappoint. (And neither, for the record, does the other SGA story I've seen like this, which I will also be recommending just as soon as the sequel is out, so someone poke

the_moonmoth for me, okay?) This is just - there's funny in spadefuls. There's Punish the Idiots Day (which is every day in Pegasus, if you ask me, but Rodney brings a special verve to the occasion), and there's John Sheppard off balance, and then increasingly exhausted and desperate, and there's a wonderfully snarky Radek Zelenka, and there's the single best explanation for a person's presence in a meeting ever, and there's, like, note-passing through space and time, which is just - wow. Cool. I love this story. In every particular. Yes, stories like this turn the red and jiggly skies to blue, all right, which comment will make more sense after you read this story, so go do that right now, please.

Best FF That I Totally Pasted in the Entirely Wrong Set of Links for the First Time I Posted It. Did I Mention It Has Been That Kind of Day? Sorry, Jenn. And Madelyn. Frantic, by Jenn, aka

seperis. Smallville, Lex Luthor/Clark Kent. So, Clark has gone home for a visit, and Lex is also in Smallville. Is it any wonder that sentient green goo would also choose to be in town that day? No, it is not. Not if you've been paying any attention to the canon or the fandom, here. And I think it's safe to say that Lex started out having the worst day in this story, but he gets the upper hand fairly quickly. (I know, try to contain your surprise.) Because Clark doesn't get pork chops, and then his truck gets destroyed, and then he gets trapped in a cave with Lex. Which, OK, standard day in Smallville, yes? But then come the environmental control problems, and then we all start asking ourselves just where it was that Lex took horseback riding lessons, and what else he learned there, because he adapts himself to new mounts with the greatest of ease. All of which means that Clark's day goes totally south. Um. In some definitions of the word. This story never fails to make me giggle, in any number of places. (Like when Clark evaluates the Justice League's collective sex life, which - well, that's not what I hear over in DCU FF circles, mind, but he could very well be right.) Also, there's a follow-up story by

svmadelyn (conveniently available on the same page) that is just - wonderful. Best epilogue ever, in my personal opinion, including a truly hysterical last line. This story is so good and ends so well that after I finish it I inevitably just scroll back up and start reading it again. And, for the record, there is just no way to experience the depths of self-pity in the face of Lex and Clark having a truly shitty day. Together. Again.

Best FF That Draws a Connection Between Charles Baudelaire and Beetles. Not That That Isn't a Perfectly Natural Connection to Make, Mind You. A Week of Wrong, by Anna S., aka

eliade. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Xander Harris. Xander is having a week of shitty days, poor guy. Because a week in which every single day features escalating unintentional sexual activity with Spike - that just sucks, you know? You have to pity him. No, I'm not kidding. You have to pity him. Also, you should probably pity Spike, who isn't having a good week, either. Good weeks feature fewer beetles. I know this for a fact. Oh, and in re the beetles - in case anyone doesn't recognize it, the poem Spike quotes is Sed Non Satiata, by Charles Baudelaire, which one sometimes-reliable party has translated as "Unslakable Lust." (Reading through this today fed my Baudelaire kink to such a degree that I actually went back and started making notes on my never-to-be-finished Angelus/Baudelaire story. Because, come on, he so totally did - just listen to the way he talks! In the one episode! With the, um, alien lust lady! Why aren't there many, many Angelus/Baudelaire epics? In which it is explained that Angelus is responsible for all of Baudelaire's poems? Including the one Spike is quoting? I've been whining about this since I started in this damn fandom. Seriously, ask

fanofall if you don't believe me. Attention, Angel fandom: get with the poet/vampire stories, please.) And if Spike quoting smutty French poetry at Xander doesn't get you reading this - well, actually, then you are just way too hard to please. But there's more: he does it in the presence of Giles, who knows debauched poetry when he hears it. See what I mean about Xander having a whole succession of bad days? Ah, Xander in adversity. Good times for all.

Best FF That Demonstrates That Everyone Is As Allergic to Giant Teeth As I Am. Although, in Fact, I Wasn't Until Movie Stars Everywhere Started Having These Horrible Privacy Fences of Teeth, Like Their Tongues Needed Lots of Personal Space or Something. Damn You, Hollywood! Grown Men Don't Freak, by Annie D., aka

dachinchilla, and Katryne, aka

serabut. Stargate: SG-1, Jack O'Neill/Daniel Jackson. When I find myself quoting a story repeatedly, I know the time has come to recommend that puppy. And, well, what with the bad days and all - here we have Sam having a bad day (because of bouncing balls), Jack having a bad day (because of Daniel), and Daniel having a whole series of bad days (because of Sam, Jack, and himself - Daniel is always such an over-achiever). Teal'c, though - does Teal'c ever have a bad day? I'm not talking about the betraying-your-god-to-side-with-infidels kind, or the dead-loved-ones kind, because every single character the SG writers get their hands on has that kind of day, including many of the red shirts. I'm talking about the amusing kind. Does he ever, I don't know, wake up on the wrong side of the bed, have meditation candles that don't light, have an allergic reaction that makes his tattoo swell up, that sort of thing? Hmmm. You know, it's hard to imagine Teal'c in that kind of situation. That boy has got gravitas coming out his ears. Anyway. This is a story I love for the little things - or, no. Let me be honest. I love it for the Jack O'Neill contained therein. The Jack that listens to Daniel's barrage of speech and hears only the two words that matter, the Jack that is, for once, described exactly the way he actually looks to me, the Jack that is so obscenely in lust with a flying remote-controlled glider thing that you want to avert your eyes and order him to get a private control room - that Jack. Daniel's always fun (or, well, tragic, but we're not even going there today), especially when he's insanely self-conscious and just, well, insane, but this Jack is a special treat.

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*dies laughing* The story you're talking about for the second one is

seperis' Frantic (http://www.livejournal.com/users/seperis/241109.html). But--*glows omg so much*--Thank you!

Alternately, http://seperis.illuminatedtext.com/smallville/frantic.html

And--*keeps on commenting*--I'm sorry you're having such a rough time of it! *hugs* I hope these help a tiny bit. :) (http://www.livejournal.com/users/svmadelyn/33626.html) I could swear I had a more extensive Happy Fic post; if you want, I can figure out where the heck I put that.

Yes, please please please please. If you get a chance, I'd love to know of this happy fic post.

*settles back and waits with high hopes*

*blushes*

I think I've fixed it now. I *think*. I knew it was a mistake me posting today, but - but - it's such good FF! How could I not share? And what's a mistake between a LJer and her friends list, right?

And, um. *attempts to put on Pollyanna persona* *remembers does not have a Pollyanna persona* *is grateful for that* Um...at least you caught it pretty darned quickly? Yes. Yes, that is a Good Thing.

Anyway. Sorry. And thanks for noticing, and then informing me of it.

*eyes universe warily and tries to sidle away while its back is turned*

I am sorry for your series of crappy days. I have been having a string of annoying-but-not-necessarily-crappy days myself.
The recs make things better! Thank you!

I am seriously pleased to have made your day better. I think that's my greatest accomplishment for the past week.

*celebrates mildly*

Is Mercury in retrograde or some shit? Everyone I know is having a Series of Unfortunate Events.

::hugs you::

Meanwhile, I have 4 5 stories to read and/or re-read, so I thank you sincerely.

Mercury on ice couldn't explain this weird confluence of bad-day-ish-ness. I strongly suspect supernatural, alien, or just plain evil influences. Quick! Call in a pair of closely-bonded, snarky, vaguely gay investigators! To look into this, yes, and also to be flirty and funny and stuff, because frankly we here in fandom could use some of that.

*hugs back*

Dude! Just... ARGH! *hissy fit*

We do not talk about the sequel, 'kay?

(I'm assuming you're talking about Ramus here?)

*sigh* seriously, I don't know what happened. One minute I had all these ideas about where the story was going, and then I seemed to run out of words. But, things might be looking up... scenes are being outlined in a notepad file... I might, possibly, maybe start putting it into prose tonight. But I have said that before.

*does not talk about the sequel*

*thinks intense sequel-encouraging thoughts, though*

Because, yes, I am indeed talking about Ramus; it's fabulous, and it's also one of the more interesting uses of this concept I've seen.

Are we allowed to express vague happy-ending hopes for the story as a whole?

*returns to thinking supportively at you*

you might, when you're feeling a little better, enjoy the word Schadenfreudenschuldenschmerzenstod, coined by

datlowen and myself. it means -- or would mean, if it really existed -- 'death by heartburn (or really any pain) caused by guilt from joy at the misfortune of others'.

neologisms in other languages are fun.

[hugs for you]. hope things look up soon.

Whoa. You just gave me weird flashbacks to my first German class, which led to the stunning realization that my first German teacher was the Germanic edition of Radek Zelenka. No, really. Exact duplicate, aside from a minor accent variation.

*boggles at the interconnectedness of all things*

Also, I am in love with that word (which I am not typing owing to length). One of my favorite things about German was that you could just - squash words together, and they were a whole new word, just like magic. So it never mattered if you forgot a noun; you could always roll your own.

And thank you. *hugs back*

*bonds*

*memorises this post, like, 4evah*

Yay for schadenfreude fic!
One you might want to add to your list, if you haven't seen it already: Whistling in the Dark (http://mediafans.org/futures4/09whistling.html), by

elynross. Highlander, but all you need to know about the canon is there are these guys who are Immortal, right? And the ones in the story? They need to get it on. And they have needed to get it on for quite a while. The story's clever and funny, and it's about one of those days where every little thing goes wrong (and one big thing goes right).

I'm really not reading outside SGA fandom right now, but because it's been that kind of fucking year for me (and forget about days like that, my life is like Daniel--an overachiever in that regard), I'm going to sit down tonight and read every one of these puppies. Including the SGA one, which I've already read and love to death.

Thank you. *g*

Oh my god, a bad day post. You are a fucking *mind-reader,* I swear. Thaaaaank you.

Along with everyone else EVER, I thank you for posting bad-day fic. Because ARGH. AND FNARR.

And, yes, I owe you e-mail. I know. I'll ... well, I will respond sometime, hopefully soon, before THE END OF TIME. *sigh*

Angel/Baudelaire! Seriously, you are so right, why isn't this a HUGE fandom cliche already?
Please somebody write some.

seperis and

svmadelyn wrote those for me when I was in the middle of having one of the worst weeks of my life, and god, I just love it so much. I'm so glad you recced it, because everybody in the universe should read Frantic and the epilogue, and get to know nibbles and The Lex.

I had a bad day, too, but good recs make such things better, so now I'm sending you Good Day vibes as thanks. (Because really, when you rec fics with amusing anecdotes/summaries, it doesn't even matter if I barely know the fandom. Is this a good time for me to blame you for getting me into at least three new fandoms in the last year...although I say 'blame you' in the neicest possible way, of course?)

I learnt denial in school, but I think that may have been inadvertant. There can be a downside to using pop culture to teach English. It's very sad and I can no longer watch The Simpsons. But let's not go there.

/random babble.

Those recs are the perfect antidote to a shitty day, or a week of shitty days.

*bookmarks*

*gives you lots of hugs*

Here's an SGA story that is at least a runnerup for Worst Week award:
http://www.wraithbait.com/viewstory.php?sid=2748

I was having the crummiest day, and then I came home and realized I could steal my neighbor's wireless service, and then you posted this. And I felt a whole lot better. The end.

PS: You rule.

Wow! I'd already read and loved all of these. Very unsual state of affairs for one of your recs sets. Good choices!

*basks*

Wow, thanks! I'm so damn blurcase, I didn't realise our story got rec'd (or that I was friended. lol). Um... thank you! Apologies for not commenting sooner. This fic was totally Annie's idea, I just helped push it along. She really really was missing this kind of Jack in most SG1 fics, so we thought, let's write it. :)

(and btw, Major Bigteeth? Totally was meant to be Bruce Boxleitner, circa John Sheridan in season 2 of B5. Couldn't resist. :) At the risk of over-share, fic-writing was stalled there as I spent too much time in my happy place imagining him and Jack.)

Again, thanks! :)

Am I totally humiliating myself if I admit I have no idea who Bruce Boxleitner is?

*Googles*

Ah. Yes, apparently I am. But, hey, I totally appreciate your happy place. And, obviously, this Jack. Thanks for such a great story!

Hi there, I got sent here from somewhere, which I forget now, and I've been immoderately gulping through all your recs to the detriment of, you know, tidying the living room and whatnot.

It's so exciting to find a new recs site, especially since some of my old standbys are only posting, like, every six months anymore. [ahem, TORCH]

Anyway, what I want to know is, WHERE IS THE WIMSEYSLASH?? I've been watching the BBC series lately and oh my god, he is so in love with Bunter it's not even funny. Don't get me wrong, I love Harriet Vane even if she is, like, the ur-Mary Sue, but, okay:

Exhibit one: Bunter to Wimsey (and this is actually in the book) "If you desire it, my lord, I shall endeavour to insinuate myself to your lordship's satisfaction"

Exhibit two: (and okay, in the book Wimsey is riding the horse, but clearly whoever did the miniseries is a rabid Wimsey/Bunter shipper) Wimsey is watching Bunter ride this horse, bareback(!) across the beach, and he is just completely undone by his fabulousness, and he's all (something like) "he's a crack shot and he cooks like Escoffier", I didn't quite catch it exactly because I was like OMG he wants to have like ten thousand of his babies!!! (Have you seen American Beauty? I know you're not a big watcher of movies)

Exhibit three: later, after the horse incident, Wimsey asks Bunter, "I suppose someday you'll leave me and start up a pub somewhere..." and Bunter is like, "um, a pub?? I DON'T THINK SO."

These are just a few small examples.

And not to mention all the fabulous opportunities for backstory, like how they were in the Great War together and Wimsey got shell-shock and had nightmares and Bunter had to nurse him back to health and saved his life and all this is totally canon.

Okay, I'm going to go lie down now. :)

Really, I just wanted to say fab LJ--didn't mean to get all carried away there.

My feeling on the living room is: it will just get dirty again. Might as well read some smut!

However, bad news: Wimsey FF is hard to find, and Wimsey slash is well-nigh impossible. (I suspect this may have to do with either a) the general fandom infidelity squick or b) the love many people have for Harriet. I mean, I like her myself - *waves hand at icon* - but I wouldn't rule out Wimsey slash.) There are a few - precious few - pieces of good Wimsey FF (and if you're brave and desperate, you could try fanfiction.net, although I nearly lost the sight in my eyes the last time I wandered in there in search of small-fandom stuff). Can I offer you Holmes/Watson or Bertie/Jeeves? Those are functional fandoms, though small.

Because, well, I hear you on the slash potential, but fan writers apparently don't. (Although, if you write FF, you could try signing up for

yuletide and requesting Wimsey/Bunter. There are two good, albeit not slashy, stories (http://www.yuletidetreasure.org/archive/sayers__lord_peter_wimsey.html) in the archive (http://www.yuletidetreasure.org/) already. Note that if you've never done Yuletide before, I think you'll need to finish a New Year's Resolution story this year before signing up; it's totally worth it, and it's an excellent and fun challenge.)

Really, I just wanted to say fab LJ--didn't mean to get all carried away there.

Feel free to get carried away; this LJ is pretty much a monument to fannish excess.

And, hey, thanks for commenting! And complimenting! And visiting! And using the recs! And stuff! (And, um. Would you like a few exclamation points with your recs?)

Exhibit one: Bunter to Wimsey (and this is actually in the book) "If you desire it, my lord, I shall endeavour to insinuate myself to your lordship's satisfaction"
I am not the only person who noted that line (especially considering Bunter's BH pun on his lordship being "satisfied").

um, yes, and not to mention "insinuating himself".
I mean, insinuate himself where, exactly?

Where? Oh, I’m sure he has an idea…

Oh, wow, thank you so much for the rec! It was so great it made me want to read the story and I'm so sick of my own fan-writing that I could drop my computer off a cliff except for how it keeps me connected to other people's fan-writing. ;-) And now I'm off to skim through the rest of your recs because they all sound amazing. Thanks again!

Well, *I* am definitely not sick of your fan-writing. I want, like, legions more. Day Break and Finding the Fine Print both made me very, very happy. But I do completely get being sick of the sound of your own written voice, and the cure is sometimes someone else's voice, so - look! Recs!

*waves hand vaguely at sidebars*

And thanks for commenting.

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