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thefourthvine) wrote2004-04-17 12:47 am
thefourthvine) wrote2004-04-17 12:47 am
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Slashy Nominations 26: Animalia
I love animals. In fact, I have a dog staring at me, trying to persuade me to give her peanut butter, as I write this. But animals in fan fiction are risky business. I can handle character death (see previous entry), but I can't handle animals in trouble at all. So you won't be seeing death, sadness, abandonment, or irresponsible ownership (with the exception of some seriously inappropriate feeding patterns, and I can understand that - see also peanut butter, dog and) in these stories. I can't make any promises about glurge, though; my sugar-sensor array goes on the blink when animals are in close proximity to sweetness.
Best FF That Asks You to Believe Seven Impossible Things Before Breakfast, and You'll Want to, Too: About a Dog, by Speranza. Due South, Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski. I realize that it looks like I'm breaking my "no animals were harmed in the making of this story" promise with the very first nominee, but Diefenbaker isn't dead. Keep that firmly in mind as you read this. And it's worth reading, too, because it's funny and touching and Speranza just really gets Dief. And, well, this is one of those that I'll spoil if I give too much plot summary, but let's just say that it's nice to see how Fraser copes with suddenly having a six-foot-two Canadian with no concept of personal space sleeping in his bed.
Best FF That Puts an Entirely Different Spin on the Whole Frog Prince Thing: The Familiar, by Resonant. Harry Potter, Harry/Snape. If you're not a Harry/Snape fan, please read this anyway; I'm totally not into that pairing, and I adored this one, even if the beginning is fairly rocky. Resonant does a kick-ass job of getting these two together. For one thing, she actually remembered that they hate each other. This story just shouldn't work, but oh how it does. I even love what Resonant did with Sirius in his cameo here; he's not Sirius-as-I-see-him, but he makes good sense. Resonant isn't afraid of the implications of this pairing.
Best FF Using the Familiar Formula Babbling + Sleep-Deprivation + Wistful Melancholy + Sandwiches = True Love Forever: What We Talk About When We Talk About Wolves, by Penelope Whistle. (Sorry, no link for her.) Due South, Kowalski/Fraser. I refuse to apologize for nominating two DS stories in the same set, because Diefenbaker's a major canon character, after all. Plus, he's a half-wolf, and I like him*, and I like stories about him, and there are some truly excellent stories about him out there, and - right, sorry, I'm babbling. Starting over. This is just a really wonderful story, folks, involving wolves in fact, wolves in cars, and wolves in metaphors. Read it. And then read it again, and think about the various ways you can use "the evidence being that I haven't eaten you yet" in your daily conversation. Your life will be the richer for it, I promise you.
Best FF That Has - Yes! - Magneto Being, Well, Rather Sweet, Yet Still in Character: Foundlings, by the ubiquitous (at least in this blog) C. Elisa. X-Men movies, and this is either gen or Magneto/Xavier. This is another story that so totally should not work, yet it does. Plus it's short and sweet and has an excellent moral at the end; consider it a modern-day fable that just happens to involve mutants and cats. (Actually, now that I think about it, traditional fables also seem to have far more than their share of mutants and cats.) And, hey, you can't convince me you don't want to see Magneto with kittens.
* Although I do wish I knew how to pronounce his name. Dee-fen-bock-er? Dee-fen-bake-er? Die-fen-whatever? True-dough? It's beyond me. As an American, I'm doing exceptionally well to recognize the name of a Canadian Prime Minister; they'd probably take my passport away if I knew how to say it, too.
Best FF That Asks You to Believe Seven Impossible Things Before Breakfast, and You'll Want to, Too: About a Dog, by Speranza. Due South, Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski. I realize that it looks like I'm breaking my "no animals were harmed in the making of this story" promise with the very first nominee, but Diefenbaker isn't dead. Keep that firmly in mind as you read this. And it's worth reading, too, because it's funny and touching and Speranza just really gets Dief. And, well, this is one of those that I'll spoil if I give too much plot summary, but let's just say that it's nice to see how Fraser copes with suddenly having a six-foot-two Canadian with no concept of personal space sleeping in his bed.
Best FF That Puts an Entirely Different Spin on the Whole Frog Prince Thing: The Familiar, by Resonant. Harry Potter, Harry/Snape. If you're not a Harry/Snape fan, please read this anyway; I'm totally not into that pairing, and I adored this one, even if the beginning is fairly rocky. Resonant does a kick-ass job of getting these two together. For one thing, she actually remembered that they hate each other. This story just shouldn't work, but oh how it does. I even love what Resonant did with Sirius in his cameo here; he's not Sirius-as-I-see-him, but he makes good sense. Resonant isn't afraid of the implications of this pairing.
Best FF Using the Familiar Formula Babbling + Sleep-Deprivation + Wistful Melancholy + Sandwiches = True Love Forever: What We Talk About When We Talk About Wolves, by Penelope Whistle. (Sorry, no link for her.) Due South, Kowalski/Fraser. I refuse to apologize for nominating two DS stories in the same set, because Diefenbaker's a major canon character, after all. Plus, he's a half-wolf, and I like him*, and I like stories about him, and there are some truly excellent stories about him out there, and - right, sorry, I'm babbling. Starting over. This is just a really wonderful story, folks, involving wolves in fact, wolves in cars, and wolves in metaphors. Read it. And then read it again, and think about the various ways you can use "the evidence being that I haven't eaten you yet" in your daily conversation. Your life will be the richer for it, I promise you.
Best FF That Has - Yes! - Magneto Being, Well, Rather Sweet, Yet Still in Character: Foundlings, by the ubiquitous (at least in this blog) C. Elisa. X-Men movies, and this is either gen or Magneto/Xavier. This is another story that so totally should not work, yet it does. Plus it's short and sweet and has an excellent moral at the end; consider it a modern-day fable that just happens to involve mutants and cats. (Actually, now that I think about it, traditional fables also seem to have far more than their share of mutants and cats.) And, hey, you can't convince me you don't want to see Magneto with kittens.
* Although I do wish I knew how to pronounce his name. Dee-fen-bock-er? Dee-fen-bake-er? Die-fen-whatever? True-dough? It's beyond me. As an American, I'm doing exceptionally well to recognize the name of a Canadian Prime Minister; they'd probably take my passport away if I knew how to say it, too.
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I agree with you about H/D--and no, I hadn't seen the movies either when I got into this fandom, so at first my reaction to fanon!Draco was 'WTF? But he's a snivelling, conniving, stupid little bastard!' Haha. Erm. So you see, I can understand where you're coming from, and maybe that's why I've been able to dig up some stories that you like.
But here's one story I forgot to rec to you--absolutely brilliant and disconcerting and aarrghscary: 'Your Every Wish (http://www.thedarkarts.org/restrictedsection/fic.php?fic=tda:/authors/maya/YEW.html)' by Maya. Harry/Draco, but so frigging twisted. I love it. It also gave me nightmares.
Now, as for stories in which a couple have been in an established relationship for at least a year (I presume that's what you meant?):
'Who Wrote the Book (http://sekaiseifuku.net/whowrote.txt)' by Canis M., Sirius/Remus
Lyrical porn: 'Care and Feeding (http://sekaiseifuku.net/careandfeeding.txt)' by Canis M., Sirius/Remus
Gah, just read the stuff here (http://aeristerra.com/switchknife/sr.htm). Most of what I list in the Sirius/Remus category features established relationships...
'Pale Shadow (http://www.livejournal.com/users/wikdsushi/179369.html#cutid1)' by Sushi, Severus/Harry. (Warning: sex featuring old men...!)
'A Solitary Pleasure (http://www.livejournal.com/users/luthien67/233002.html?#cutid1)', and part two (http://www.livejournal.com/users/luthien67/233443.html?#cutid1), by Luthien, Severus/Harry.
'Sometimes (http://www.livejournal.com/users/sloanesomething/8602.html)' by Sloane, Severus/Harry
'The Last Good Year (http://snapledore.slashcity.net/bee/fic/delphilastyear.html)' by Delphi, Albus/Severus (TRUST Delphi with this pairing, believe me!)
'So Woe Shall Go Past (http://snapledore.slashcity.net/bee/fic/delphiwoe.html)' by Delphi, Albus Severus
'Disarmed (http://www.subumbra.com/plank/luthien-disarmed.html)' and 'The Key To the Kingdom (http://www.subumbra.com/plank/luthien-thekeytothekingdom.html)' by Luthien, Severus/Harry. I like the sequel better.
Middle-aged porn: 'Gone to Pot (http://www.livejournal.com/users/wikdsushi/32938.html?view=136362)' by Sushi, Severus/Harry
Unlikely but amusing : 'Rhapsody in Orange Trolleys (http://www.swish-n-flick.netfirms.com/stories/wizworld.htm)' and 'Bath Story (http://www.swish-n-flick.netfirms.com/stories/bath_story.htm)' (unrelated) by Cybele, Severus/Harry
Domestic squabbles: 'Drunken Domesticity (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1244318)' by Icarus, Snape/Harry
A trip to an amusement park (I kid you not): 'The Unhappiest Potions Master on Eart (http://diana.slashcity.com/Potter/Unhappy.htm)' by Diana
'Triptych (http://ivy.veela-inc.net/fanfiction/stories/triptych.html)' by Ivy Blossom, Harry/Draco.
'Reads (http://www.somedistantgalaxy.com/veela/reads.html)' by Nope, Harry/Draco.
'Lust Over Pendle (http://www.schnoogle.com/authorLinks/A_J_Hall/)' by A.J. Hall, Neville/Harry
'Misericorde (http://www.tittisrealm.com/thinline/fabula/misericorde.html)' by Fabula Rasa, Sirius/Severus
'Je n’en Connais Pas la Fin (http://www.obsessedmuch.net/dysfunctional/table.html)', and parts two (http://www.obsessedmuch.net/dysfunctional/lover.html) and three (http://www.obsessedmuch.net/dysfunctional/tea.html), by Zahra, Harry/Draco.
To be continued...
Continued from last comment...
'Thirteen Ways (http://www.livejournal.com/users/eponis/143844.html#cutid1)' by Sinope, Severus/Remus
'Winter Kept Us Warm (http://snapeff.ebonyx.org/home/endfest2/archive/winterkept.html)' by Delphi, Albus/Severus
'Cursed Artefacts for Sale (http://www.livejournal.com/users/icarusancalion/169434.html?#cutid1)' by Icarus, Severus/Harry
Porn: 'Room for One More (http://www.livejournal.com/users/dementordelta/23451.html)' and 'Opposites Still Attract (http://www.livejournal.com/users/dementordelta/23451.html)' (unrelated) by DementorDelta, Severus/Harry
'Seventy Times Seven (http://www.livejournal.com/community/pornish_pixies/41586.html)' by Sinope, Severus/Harry (porn, yes, but oodles of angst and an ending that'll split you down the middle)
'A Dream Within A Dream (http://www.livejournal.com/users/sharp_tongue/10103.html)' by Sharp Tongue, Severus/Harry
'Slip Sliding Away (http://www.livejournal.com/users/sine_que_non767/20569.html)' by Sine Que Non, Voldemort/Lucius (er... yes, not quite a 'couple', but they have been fucking for years...)
Some amnesia stories (or at least stories that feature some form of memory loss, natural or magically induced):
'Aphasia (http://joyce.jteers.net/rhoddlet/aphasia.html)' by Rhoddlet, Harry/Ron
'Breathe Bloom (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1097479)' by Calliopiea, Gilderoy/Harry, Severus/Harry
'You Don't Remember (http://jeantarin0.tripod.com/JuxuanTang01.html)' by Juxian Tang, Sirius/Severus
'Tomorrow, Tomorrow and Tomorrow (http://www.livejournal.com/users/novembersnow/68276.html)' by November Snowflake
'Short Stories (http://www.livejournal.com/users/amanuensis1/42347.html)' by Amanuensis, Lucius/Harry
'Cocaine Music (http://sarcastic-muse.com/puremagnetism/authors/penelope-z/cocainemusic.htm)' by Penelope-Z (not amnesia, but...)
'Potio (http://www.angelfire.com/magic/apothecary/potio.html)' by Seeker, Severus/Gilderoy
--Ack. There ARE more memory-loss stories, but I can't remember any now... I know that not all of these will suit, but I've just randomly picked all the established-relationship and memory-loss stories I can think of. Have a look at your pleasure.