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Keep Hoping Machine Running ([personal profile] thefourthvine) wrote2009-02-20 10:15 pm

[Poll] Moar Science!

A number of people have made excellent points about the poll, round one. First, obviously it was wrong wrong wrong of me to combine Torchwood and Doctor Who, and against the nature of SCIENCE. Second, I left out a number of fandoms that clearly needed to be subjected to the keen-eyed scrutiny of SCIENCE. (Thanks to everyone who suggested one, and I tried to grab them all. If I missed one, um, sorry!)

So, behind the cut: yet more science, for your scientific convenience!



Remember, one = low low quality (fanfiction.net would be ashamed to host it!) or low low slashiness (rulers dream of being so straight!). Ten = super high quality (earth-shattering genius, like Shakespeare except BETTER!) or super high slashiness (time spent canonically sucking cock or fingering each other could only reduce the overall slashy quotient!).

And, again, vote based on what you think. Never mind fandom's opinion! I want to look into your heart, your soul, your brain. Or, rather, SCIENCE does.

And thank you. With your help, we will at last be able to plot our loves on a really shiny chart. I think that's a dream we can all embrace.

[Poll #1352948]
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[personal profile] brownbetty 2009-02-21 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
“I don't like sand.”

[identity profile] best-beloved.livejournal.com 2009-02-21 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Just yes. I had a terrible cold/cough when I was forced to see Phantom Menace and was high on cough syrup and I *still* remember that scene. The suckage was so bad that even a boat load of Co-dine couldn't ease my pain.
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[personal profile] brownbetty 2009-02-21 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I was rolling around in my seat making the international sign for "I have to claw my face off, now."

People don't like going to movies with me, for some reason.

[identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com 2009-02-22 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
When I first moved here we say Troy in the theatres and I was ROFL, not literally, but literally shouting and shrieking with laughter at the badfic. Apparently some Finnish dudes behind me were constantly bitching about it, but I had no idea because a) I don't understand any Finnish and b) I was so wrapped up in the delicious hilarious badfic. [livejournal.com profile] wax_jism now briefs me before entering any movie that is expected to be bad: "Remember those guys and how I wanted to die, and DO NOT LAUGH SO HARD YOU ASPHYXIATE!" Especially before Twilight, but fortunately, the whole theatre was laughing on that one.
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[personal profile] brownbetty 2009-02-22 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Aahahahaa awwwwwww.

[identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com 2009-02-22 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"SAND IS ROUUUUUGHHHHH"

"I love you!" "I love you more." "But not more than I love you." "What?" "I have a roboclaw."
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[personal profile] brownbetty 2009-02-22 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't actually go see it, because I actually liked IV-VI and didn't want them kilt, but brother did, and came back wild-eyed and ranting, and I was like “Sand? You're making this up.” But no.