The Most Wonderful Time of the Year. (Your Mileage May Very. Not Available in All Locations.)

'Tis the season for, well, seasonal posts. Thinking of giving me something for my birthday (which is the 17th of November) or the Big Amalgamated Year End Holiday (which is closer than it seems)? Let me direct you to my handy wish list for ideas, although of course any gift will be accepted with a cheerful smile and sincere gratitude. Thinking you might be the questionably lucky person assigned to write for me in Yuletide? You are a strange and kindred soul, and there's a letter here that is addressed to you.

( My wishes: come and see the wonder inherent in the nested lists! )

( Are you my Santa? )